Sunday, April 7, 2013

Do It

Various cuts of beef and pork are getting new names because you and I are "baffled" by the old labels of our entire lifetimes.
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To paraphrase Inspector Morse: The building where they used to feed Christians to the lions is now an opera house. It almost makes you believe in progress.
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Money is a tool for control. Public schools are not money profitable, but
"If you control the youth, you control the future of the world." Spy Kids 3: Game Over ('03)
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When you are connected, you can write your own biography
or let a sibling do it.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Mute Anyway

They care about the children soooo much. Cardinal George and some ministers wish they would have united against pedophilia years ago and caused a ripple across their communities of faith. They wish they had served the Common Good. Staying silent was morally wrong and incorrect, but they remained mute anyway.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Stay Seated

Is it his imagination, or can brain surgeons do it to animals?
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Due to widespread fear of his honesty coming back to haunt him and his hiking activities, Mark Sanford decided to travel by limo.
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"Investigation reveals trillions hidden in tax havens" by Bill Black - Associate Professor of Economics, The Real News.Com
http://therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=74&jumival=10017

A no-fly zone over Arkansas won't stop the pictures of the terrible oil spill, but Exxon thinks it is worth a try.
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"Monsanto est malade" = My health is sick
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Memo to US: If your government is the George Zimmerman of the globe, and good people get into trouble for talking about it, you are probably living in the 21st century United States.
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Homicides are down in the Windy City, buy Mayorahm is very worried about wealthy north Michigan Avenue shoppers and their fear of the unknown. If closing the South branch of the Red Line is just the beginning, what is next?
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Oh no, not animals again.
If you hear Louie Gohmert is in town, hide your animals and ask them to stay seated.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Something Noxious

Amisha Patel, executive director of Grassroots Collaborative, wrote a piece in the Chicago Sun-Times. Here is one paragraph:
"Mayor Rahm Emanuel and Chicago Public Schools board members want us to believe that they must close schools to save money, but that is simply not true. They are choosing to close schools while sending millions of dollars to Wall Street."

http://www.thegrassrootscollaborative.org/
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Personal friends of Pontius
The unconscionably unconscious
Use grubby mitts
To throw hissy fits
Selling clean and true for something noxious.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Same

See the smiles born of
the marriage between
transparency and bulging wallets.
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Here is a letter from Matt Heimbach: Dear Anybody, The virtue in white christian worship of torture and murder is under attack by degenerate criminals seeking to rob my malady of it's fear-given malevolence. What should I do? p.s. I love everyone, Matt
Dear Matt, Why don't you do what you came to school for - go to class, study, and do the work you are assigned. Remember: An idle mind is the devil's workshop. Love back at you, Anybody
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You know the truth when you hear it. ". . . there is no excuse for the White House to approve the pipeline." Exactly.
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"The Usual Cuspids" is a twisted thriller about extreme extractions, canals with hidden roots of terror, and scarey antagonists with x-ray eyes protruding from teeny tiny heads. You will never be the same.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Each Bounce

This just in: The Senate and the House have termites
eating away their hallowed walls.
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Clown caricature counts
Leased personality by the ounce
Rake it in
Fake the spin
More bling added to each bounce.


Monday, April 1, 2013

It Lasts Longer

The very wealthy oil companies and gas companies want to drill and frack anywhere and everywhere. They want to drill and frack so badly that they forget their manners by drooling in public. Please tell us again why the droolers get tax breaks.
The corporations, the politicians, and
the president are very proud to destroy

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Is Lisa Madigan still honest and true to herself, or has she become as crazy as the rest of them?
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The People are not a bit confused about how Ventra will rip them off. Deborah Mell is confused. Poor thing.
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Chicago Alderman Cappleman, a "man of the people" - Mark Brown responds
http://www.uptownupdate.com/2013/03/mark-brown-responds-to-alderman.html
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What is our special purpose? Are we soon to discover the size of the voyeurism vote in Villa Park Illinois? Take a picture, it lasts longer.