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Prez BOB (BanderObamaBush): Assad ordered the use of chemical weapons in Syria at the end of August.

We the People of the World: Someone did. We require you to furnish actual factual proof in order to verify your statement.

P BOB: You should trust me.

US & the W: Why? We repeat, you are required to furnish actual factual proof.

P BOB: I said it. That, and my personality should be enough proof.

US & the W: Your words are only words. They are proof of nothing except your ability to speak out loud.

P BOB: The camera is proof.

US & the W: The camera is only proof that an attack occurred. It is not proof of who ordered it or who paid for it. Who do you want to kill?

P BOB: Even though I said that Assad is guilty, I want to leave him alone. We sell guns to al Qaeda in Syria, so I want to leave them alone. Killing customers is not good business. There are hundreds of groups against Assad. I'm thinking about putting their names in one of my kids' hats and picking a few names out, maybe more.

US & the W: You have changed, and not for the better. Once again, we require you to furnish actual factual proof of your original statement. Have a great weekend.
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Having investigated myself, I discovered that my poetic license had been pre-approved and renewed by myself, and was good for 32 more years plus optional extensions. What had I been so worried about?

Most Recent Conquerer

Have you seen that sad man traveling here and there, saying "please let me kill people" "please let me kill people"? He looks a lot like the president of the United States.

It is him. And he is sad.
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Dear President Obama,
   Have you considered dropping a drone or two
on Bandar and his extortion game?
Love, Someone who will not be a mercenary for BandarObamaBush
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A Condensed History of Syria



   Syria was settled in ancient times, thousands of years before the birth of Jesus. The name Syria was long used for the present region plus Lebanon, most of Israel and Jordan, and part of northern Arabia. Its first importance was as a trade and military route between Egypt and Mesopotamia. Through most of its history, Syria has been ruled by foreign powers, including the Egyptians, Babylonians, Hittites, Assyrians, and Persians. It was conquered by Alexander the Great and later by the Romans. Christianity came early to Syria; it was on the road to Damascus that St. Paul was converted.

   In the 7th century Syria was conquered by the Arabs, and soon it was converted to MuHammad's religion. Syria was a battleground in fighting between Turks who had conquered much of the land and the Christian Crusaders from Europe. By the early 1500's the Turkish empire controlled all of Syria and held it until World War I.

   After Turkey was defeated in WWI, present Syria and Lebanon were placed under French "protection." The Syrian people did not like French rule, and in 1936, after much freedom fighting, Syria became an independent state in 1939. Then World World II broke out and France retained control over Syria and stationed many troops there. Great Britain and the Fighting French forces of General deGaulle discovered that German planes were using Syria, so they invaded the country and this permitted the Syrian people to proclaim themselves an independent republic in 1941. Syria was one of the original members of the United Nations.

   The history of free Syria has been one of violence and military coups. The history of 21st century Syria teaches that 
global warming is the most recent conquerer.

A Gassy Chore

From President Carter: "The chemical attack should be a catalyst for redoubling efforts to convene a peace conference, to end hostilities, and urgently to find a political solution."
"Statement From The Carter Center on the Syria Crisis"
http://www.cartercenter.org/news/pr/syria-083013.html
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"Brutality of Syrian Rebels Posing Dilemma in West" by C.J.Chivers, New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/05/world/middleeast/brutality-of-syrian-rebels-pose-dilemma-in-west.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
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Bunny slippers on the ground
Hacks and hawks escaped the pound
Anything to keep truth at bay
Did we forget the NSA?
Warmed over lies have the same old sound.
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BandarObamaBush
Kisses death on the tush
Oh the blame
Oh the shame
He gives life itself an ugly push.
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Check old labels at the door
New labels for a minute or more
War - don't begin to mention
Instead say - smiley intervention
Police dog of the globe is a gassy chore.

You Wish

Hey! Washington pols! Who wants to violate
the United Nations Charter?
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"It's a potent sign of how low the American political bar is set that gratitude is expressed because a US president says he will ask Congress to vote before he starts bombing another country that is not attacking or threatening the US."

"Obama, Congress and Syria" by Glenn Greenwald, The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/01/obama-congress-syria-authorization
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Melted bone - War clone - Polite drone - Off camera groan - Stoned hone - Shark loan - Off camera moan - Ride the Rhone - Everybody has a stone - Hushed tone
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Militarized, he found his mental hollow point
He bought a few rounds from each Joint
Excuses
For abuses
Baptism by fire is one big annoint.
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This just in from Prez BHO: I've changed, but first I showered. Okay. So you have me on camera saying ". . . a red line for us . . .". What you fail to grasp from looking at the cleverly edited film is that I was speaking for the whole planet when I said "us." I can do that. I gave myself permission. One single person can do that.
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Your questions are unanswered in our
continuous and ongoing infestation.

Don't you mean "investigation"?

You wish.

What is the Dog's Name?

"List of On-going Military Conflicts" from Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_military_conflicts
If you are asking why we are not invading these countries,
could it be because they do not OIL?
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The toilet sharks are gathering again
Monopolizing ten divided by ten
Check the balance drawers
Give 'em to the have mores
Con permiso - what, where, and when?
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President BandarObamaBush, man of plenty broken words
Drew a line in the sand and gave us the birds
al Qaeda his friends
Can't make amends
For polishing up the petrified war turds.
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He sashayed into the theater of war as if he was born to it. His previously unmanifested destiny now shadowed him like the dog it was. When did the Hawaiian Candidate get turned, and what is the dog's name?

Stolen Satisfaction

It is about the oil and the gas. It is always about the oil and the gas. Or cheap labor. Or chemicals. The U.S. government's interest in Syria is about the oil and the gas. Who is President Obama?
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Pavlovian bell ringers
Honey-coated back stingers
Double dips
Free trips
Theatrical cave clingers.
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Do fascists like to honor heroes like Jesse Owens?
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If word priorities mean withered action
Feed the kitty and enjoy re-daction
Plentiful the land
Broaden the band
Free market to steal and hoard satisfaction.

Worse Than Do Nothing Congress

Public Health is against their religion, but war & invasion & killing
is their mess
Corporate military profits are way down, so does anyone want to guess?
Any bets for next week?
Will they put US up a creek?
Which carries more weight with the worse than do nothing Congress?