O-Bomb's Tether

See this pic of puppies?

Yeah.

It is proof that puppies come from Jupiter.

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They said they pieced it all together
So they tickled themselves with a feather
Beefed up the chickens
Divied up the pickin's
And monetized the O-Bomb's tether.

Enlightenment

Using the false logic of 1 + 2 = 5:
1. The US government/corporation uses chemicals as weapons.
2. Chemicals as weapons were used in Syria last week.
5. The US government/corporation was in Syria last week.
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It is weird that Steve Lonegan wants to peer into Cory Booker's bedroom. Doesn't Steve have a life of his own?
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Mr. Cardinal George: I volunteered for the job to judge all who are not me. Sure, according to what my brain tells me, it is unnatural for me to be unmarried. Look at all the pedophiles. Remind me again why I should not judge others.

US: Mr. Cardinal George, do some research. Yes, marriage was invented by people. We continue to pray for your enlightenment. 

Scripted Nudges to Wield

Maiming takes work
Everywhere they lurk
The inimical
Chemical
Monsanto and Merck
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J Rob works against you and me and Bob
While he makes nice with an ancient corn cob
Mind the off-stage cues
And remove each of your shoes
Keep in superior step with a sole-less gob.
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The fourth region of Netherly Island
Turned a few tricks from mouth to hand
Diabolically fiendishly
Slippery queen fishily
Speculated laughter and its all canned.
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He never asked for directions. Sometimes he wore a baseball cap and walked South. Sometimes he wore a beret and walked North. When he wore his hat backwards, he walked backwards. We watched him until his hat floated. He should have walked West, young man.
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Ongoing yet unsealed
Prop kids as shield
Stump the road
Break every code
Scripted nudges to wield.

That is Inexcusable

This just in from the U.S. government:

The indiscriminate slaughter of civilians, the killing of women and children and innocent bystanders by chemical weapons and drones is a moral obscenity that the U.S. government owns. We do not like other people stealing our ways. That is inexcusable.

Make a Salad Instead

"Snowden: UK government now leaking documents about itself" by Glenn Greenwald, The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/23/uk-government-independent-military-base
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"NSA Bugged the United Nations" by Christina Warren, Mashable (via Der Spiegel)
http://mashable.com/2013/08/25/nsa-bugged-un/
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Diversions, nudges, and distractions are more preferable to the U.S. government than controlling its behavior.
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They told him Blagoveshchensk to Springfield was 1% walkable. He tried it, and they were right.
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This just in:
The U.S. government says there is very little doubt it is too early to make assumptions. So it will make a salad instead.

Fracking Pipes

President Boots on the Ground Gitmo Fan
Sold his kids' futures because he can
His principles
Our principals
The elephant express in a rusty old van.
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For a few days, Heist can be seen for free - Heist-the movie dot com
http://heist-themovie.com/
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Frackers are unwilling to spend 3 more pennies to use recycled water, and so . . .
"Fracking Vs. The Drought: They Call It Texas Tea, But You Can't Drink Oil" by Joe Romm, Think Progress
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/08/12/2453731/fracking-drought-they-call-it-texas-tea-but-you-cant-drink-oil/
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When gutter snipes order 7-level wipes
And hang around with prostitutional types
Be the good ducks
Free the food trucks
Stuff your gripes into fracking pipes.

That's Why


The United States Constitution

v

The Corporate National "Security" Administration

 

One of them is a crime and the other is our Constitution.

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Reporters Without Borders
http://en.rsf.org/
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King Ghidorah is what happens when 3 governments - U.S., Saudi, and British - hold hands and dance in the moonlight while Germany and Sweden watch from behind some trees. Then somebody comes up with chemical weapons, real or not.  Otherwise, why bother dancing?

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Noxious

Underachievers

Dissipate

Global

Economy

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Every day, children of politicians decide between being honest and trustworthy or being like their parents.

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If anyone who isn't wealthy could get 35 years in prison for exposing criminals and bruising their tender feelings, how much time should a person get for exposing a covert CIA agent and putting her in real danger?

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President Obama now finds he is too phony to fit back into the old neighborhood and will never be fully accepted by the inner circle of posh crooks. He intends to become a talker for dollars. The same theme will run through his talks - how to take an ax to the Constitution and keep on smiling. We wish him well.
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MayorahM, as a tool for the useless, wants school children to understand why he deliberately put them into more danger on his "front line." He would rather unnecessarily spend money on McCormack Place and Navy Pier and North Michigan Avenue and blame pensioners. That's why.