Indecision and Toast Points

Pillage, Plunder, Pilfer, and Preyyyyy,
How may we direct your call? .....
Good afternoon, your former honorableness, Sir. Please hold. .....
We apologize for the delay, Sir, but
Mr. Pillage is out on a booty call.
Ordinarily Mr. Plunder would be here,
but it is open fleece season, Sir. .....
Mr. Pilfer?
Mr. Pilfer & his entire staff are sealed in the laboratory miniaturizing all petty & grand theft cases and minimalizing our perceptions of them, Sir.
Mr. Prey is in court at this very moment, waxing eloquent in a seizure of all assets case. .....
Oh my, yes Sir, we have heard things about your
"Indecision & Toast Points". .....
It is a hit with the criminally insane, Sir. .....
Sure, they purchase books and other things too, Sir. .....
Yes, I would. You are too kind, Sir. .....
Alright then.
Perhaps you could call again on another day. Goodbye, Sir. .....
(and to the dead line)
Maybe "Indecision & Toast Points" is attracting the wrong kind of shopper.
"1000 Points of Blight"? "A Decider's Pointer Finger"? "My Decisions Pointedly Unavailable"? "Deciding 1000 Points on a Pencil"? .....
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