Nuts Don't Fall Far From the Tree

Richie, what do you say now that there is no money left to siphon off?
Goodbye!
Thank you for all of the libraries, anyways.
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A valuable lesson from the people nextdoor: When your neighbors go to bed, give yourself 5 minutes to put the little dog or la boca grande outside.
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Joe Biden re: sending soldiers to die for the corporation (war):
"I feel almost guilty."
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The Bob Balderdash Haberdashery used to be on the corner of
Kash n Kerry.
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Get out of grandma's closet! You are wrinkling her corsets!
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From an expendable on Leverage: "It's a dark day when
I turn toward the system instead of recoiling."
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Some people require a 36-hour advance notice to fill out
a rejection slip, other people need 36 seconds.
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Some people tea pee all over themselves. Other people
t p all over everybody else.
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Newt, speaking of himself in the 3rd person: "What if the Newtster is so outside his own comprehension that only if you understand salamander lingo, anti-christian behavior, can you begin to piece together my actions. This is the most accurate predictive model for the Newt's behavior."
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Dear Tribune: WARS and the .2 welfare elite cost towns millions, yet you say retired people are to blame. Explain yourself.