Sticky Puns

Pick up chuck
Chases the buck
Upside down
With a frown
Settles for a lame duck.

Get a f_ck
With some luck
Be a hound
Under world renowned
End up in the muck.

Bribe the puck
Hiding in each tuck
Penny's not sound
How about a pound?
Makes for a snarly yuck.
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First you take a creative disaster class, Hubris 101. Then you create an environment that percolates with planned failures. Hand pick one. Attach it to your bleeder board and remove all life force in a most painful way. Siphon the spoils off into gold-lined barf bags and the most classiest spitoons. Look over your shoulder while saying "Who? Me?" And then go skinny-dipping in the Gulf of Mexico, with a lunch afterwards at some place like the Marriott. Haven't you been banned from the St. Regis? Put some vaseline on your teeth. You need a break before doing it all again.
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Flamethrowers and Nuns
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