Expendable Clown

You'll wander where the shallow went when you slush the funds with dipsodent.
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Mayorahm "I love Wrigley and legal contracts almost as much as I love the public school kids" Emanuel arranged his lips into a framework of the word consensus. He probably took a contortionist class at one time.
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What exactly is the "Stink of Cheney" and what is its half life?
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Greg Abbott is a dangerous threat to rabbits and good habits everywhere.
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Dear Banksters, Rather that your phantom "territorial" tax idea that nobody requires of you and you will never pay, how about a daily dormancy tax for where you lay your head?
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Major Major and Colonel Kernel
Made careers out of obeying the infernal
Hey we aren't that stuck
In the wealthiest of the muck
Life always renews in Spring so vernal.
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What do criminals do when they are afraid of the people they abuse? When you want advice on insecurity and creating chaos, who you gonna call, some old toast buster who is sly but not so brainy, somebody like Mr. Haney? That's your business. When you abuse because it is easy and profitable, but you don't want your victims telling the truth in public or showing the strength of their group to the world and besides, abusers hate for their victims to have social contact, and nice weather is just about here and you still want to abuse, are you gonna call that same expendable clown?