And So Are the Illinois Ones

What about the war on Thanksgiving and how corporations hijacked family time and who cares about the lunacy of shopping violence v.
a non-fiscal holiday if somebody can make a couple of dollars?

Why Indiana is Thankful 

   Indiana corporate pols sold their integrity to the biggest bribers. Two of the biggest bribers are British Petroleum and the Koch Bros. A small portion of the profits from bribes was used to create a ring of identity thieves and other kinds of thieves. It calls itself some kind of "examiner" or "auditor" or whatever. What a great business! Okay, everybody. Let's be sure to provide our tax records and bank statements and credit card statements. Identities don't get stolen by themselves, you know. And that is why Indiana corporate pols are thankful, and so are the Illinois ones.