Have a Nice Day

Besides the perpetrators, would you say that the snooping corporations are most responsible for not stopping the attack at Benghazi?
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A local corporate raider and job killer who wants to be governor also wants us to believe that his behavior has a positive effect on Illinois "business." He has applied for a state permit to become a tax whiner. The geniuses will probably give it to him.
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