Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Branded New Heights

Once upon a corporate raider
Who effed the bride but never paid 'er
Suffered fools just the once
Thanks for that, mimed the dunce
Drug the bug, it's time to trade 'er.
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We're only snooping on those old school dated landlines. We would never snoop on cell phones or the internet. Never.
Who said that and why? 
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Dear President/MayoRahm Tag Team:
   As you continue to debase yourselves,
you might be proud to know 
pocket tools are also learning tools.
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They falsified their stage faces in elective fights
And are still using smoke and mirrors and wasted lights
Both must be pushed hard to work for the common good
And wouldn't be Democrats if they could
Bringing us down to branded new "heights."

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