Pillage and Perjury

Hey, designated young people! Try to be good stats
in the President's portfolio!
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We depend upon the generosity of the wealthy hoarder class
It works out really great because we're such an ass
Papal's
Or Staples
Two sides aside, whose turn to cut the grass?
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Powder your pinks and baby your blues
The G put scarey news into sweetum's new shoes
Nuts are as nuts do
Course incorrection without a clue
Crews on call to pay the cruise-loving dues.
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Probie Juan
Looked kinda wan
From toe-tagging the vics
And forgetting the Vicks
So he quit to have more flan.
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It is for the babe, the toddler, and the waif
Rich steal from poor to make us all safe
Cameras and lotteries and schools
Gameras and totteries and fools
There's always one more pinnacle to strafe.
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Maximumly invasive political surgery
To remove the puritan/old con mergery
Because vestiges are useless
While ever so gooseless
During the s.o.p. of pillage and perjury.