The Growing Parasite Layer

Will there ever be enough bullets to fight chemicals and disease?
Only Wayne is willing to share.
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"NRA says media present greatest threat to America"
or
"Fearless gun owners scared of people armed with pens"
by Rex W. Huppke, Chicago Tribune
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-nra-media-threat-huppke-talk-20140429,0,2195969.story
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Anthony Beale for President! Governor! Mayor!
Who wants character and who wants a payer?
One in a million
Or maybe a billion
Will unmask the growing parasite layer.

Now I Don't Know

Are you concerned about the contortionality of your
face to arse salutations? Have you told somebody?
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Cloning the same old storyline -
Robot zombie pirates working the DEcline -
Grabbing it now
Taking a bow
Everything is fine nine times nine times nine.
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I was beginning to think the Pope wanted Cardinal George to die on the job as a learning lesson for children, about passive assisted living.
Now I don't know.

Worse Stories

Yes, we will be very very selective. In fact, the first requirement is tricky but do-able: Just as the future namesake of the future school, all audacious applicants must be too tall not to bend over while not looking back.
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When fringe tories
Began tormenting morning glories
On their way back
Into devil's crack
No one invented worse stories.

I Forget Which

- Oxymorons of Intel -

Sometimes when a bandar in the bush

is no longer worth the effort,

it's public eye gets removed

and

the sighs are heard for

12,000 kilometers

or

12,000 seconds.

I forget which.

An hour and a half

To mourn the chafe

Isn't it much

Or some such

But what a time to laugh.

The Bully Wedge of Ownership

"Bruce Almighty meets Quinnocchio! Entertaining and informative"
or
"Bruce Almighty's education agenda faces tough crowd" by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/26790130-452/bruce-almighty-meets-quinnocchio-entertaining-and-informative.html

If the Spirit is Willing

Dear Laura W,
Including whats-her-name's name in with the big boys is kind of insulting to them, isn't it?
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Will politician prostitutes be filmed inside Judge Rosie's courtroom and will they act right?
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Speaking of plastic bags, new old ways, and hopes for loose change, mayoRahm can sure speak into the wind a lot.
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Hi. Diana here, the Mrs. part of the Mr. and Mrs. whisper team.
I pose. I smile. I laugh. I'm just as human as you are. 23% of me
is a Democrat. I'm sitting on that percent.
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Once upon a time, a politician and thinker for the ages decided the best way he could be of service and make a contribution to the people around him was to go somewhere else, somewhere he really wanted to be anyway. That takes discipline and caring. Bravo!
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Dear Mr Staircase,
   Your adoring public wants to know - are you an entertainer with bigger aspirations or perspirations? And is mocking one's heritage courtifically sporting? Thank you.
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They say Barack Obama is a weak-minded individual who was easily turned into a killer. We look forward to his 2021 interpretive dance performances about how the utter sadness of drone deaths can put a wrinkle into one's reputation. Luckily, driving around in a shiny plastic motorcade can alleviate some of the sadness, if the spirit is willing.

The Other 5 Plants

Five questions:
How many U.S. governments are headquartered in D.C.?
Which government is top dog?
Do they all do whatever they want without informing the others?
Is each government spying on the others?
Just how inept are all of them, both separately and combined?
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If Pope John could be embarrassed, so can John Pope.
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Corporations have always depended upon the kind money of strangers. Did you know that during World War II, Coke built 64 bottling plants? American tax-payers paid for 59 of them (during the war!!) We know Coke et al do not pay their own way,
so who paid for the other 5 plants?

A Cat in Gutitude

One gray hair for each and every lie
Don't look back at the shop window guy
My oh my
Sly in the sky
Sold half a sigh and never gave US a try.
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The grater whine power of combined nutitude
Is one decibel screechier than a cat in gutitude.