Whines to Wines

"Why I don't like Bruce Rauner. Hint: It rhymes with funny" by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/30681669-452/why-i-dont-like-bruce-rauner-hint-it-rhymes-with-funny.html#.VFSlN5V0yM8
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Whines and dines
Pre approved fines
Choice of lines
Air water land mines
Dressed to the half past nines
Smell the pines
Old egg signs
Shopping/security/snooper tines
Mind your vines
Red white and blue wines

Of Course He Too is a Liar



Hillary dear, your ambition is showing, and right at the start of shark week!
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Lindsey paid for a study to boost Lindsey-caring in the hearts of millions. What a ham. What a liar.

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Dire Predictions

Mr. Studebaker Granville Cumberbun the Third

Believes half of what he says and a third of what he heard.

Of course he is a liar.

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"Five Layers of Separation" is a 2-act semi rehearsed reality play. It centers on a charming audience being hustled by the antagonist, Ruse Browner. Ruse claims to be a friend to the children and a planner of plans. The audience must decide which act is fake and which is rehearsed.



"Rauner's business reputation takes a blow in fraud case" by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times


http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/rauners-business-reputation-takes-blow-fraud-case/fri-dsey paid for a study to boost l08082014-849pm


Of course he too is a liar.

The Bully Wedge of Ownership

"Bruce Almighty meets Quinnocchio! Entertaining and informative"
or
"Bruce Almighty's education agenda faces tough crowd" by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/26790130-452/bruce-almighty-meets-quinnocchio-entertaining-and-informative.html

More Power

If you are going to the World Cup in Brazil, it is recommended you get the following vaccinations: Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Rabies, Typhoid, and Yellow Fever. That is one for each arm, one for each leg, and one for your abdomen. Go team!
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On a positive note: People are having
Good Riddance Phelps parties and loving them.
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"Rauner's term-limit plan looks OK, until you read it"
or
"You must read the fine print of Rauner's term limits plan:Brown"
by Mark Brown, Chicago Sun-Times


http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/26364834-452/you-must-read-the-fine-print-of-rauners-term-limits-plan-brown.html

Make Him Proud

Who is more handsome on the outside than 2 centuries worth of First Ladies, who filled his empty insides with bribe money from Wall St. and the opposite of love, who had 1 mom, 1 dad, 2 stepmoms, 2 stepdads, is kind of messed up, and is being groomed as the future DC puppet in the window?
Scott Philip Brown
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Scott Philip Brown
From a different town
Feels his crown
Slipping way down
Past his frown
To the neck of his gown
Bestowing a new renown
As a wall street clown.

Get Sacked With Tact

A group of Republican freshmen wrote a note to the President, asking to be given special treatment. Couldn't each and every one receive a trophy, just like when they were in T-Ball? Couldn't each one be forgiven for voting to take Medicare away from their grandparents? Please, oh please, Mr. President.

Talk about low self-esteem. Scott Brown has trouble measuring up to his own low standards. What is a boy to do. Make stuff up?

Sometimes people get cheneyed and dumped, sometimes they don't.

Tom Coburn's "In Defense of Adultery Act"
Is on the q.t., and that's a fact
Hush money? Call Tom.
He will compromise your mom.
And show you how to get sacked with tact.