Frumps Up His Gump

Will our new insurance pay us back for the stolen pension monies?
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alec dreck wrote a bad check
talked out of the side of his neck,
would steal a bushel or a peck,
and
in his wake, leaves a big fat wreck.
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"How ALEC, the Koch Brothers and the Tea Party Congress Tried to Destroy the Constitution" by Nomad, Nomadic Politics
http://nomadicpolitics.blogspot.com/2013/05/how-alec-koch-brothers-and-tea-party.html


But that was then and this is now. Now the Article V Handbook is offered up by the "grasping barbarians exercising crude political power." 
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mr one under trump
with a natural hair clump
and that problem from one mump
desires the face on a stump
we think he needs a double dare bump
before time totally frumps up his gump.