Can't Afford It

Hi. Y'all remember me. I'm Grinzey Lame. I come out of the woodwork for 3 reasons: money, money, money. I whine for war and punish for peace. Having as much chance of winning as a half dead cockroach, I'm publicly pretending to think about hopping aboard the gravy train of presidential campaigning. Gosh, why wouldn't I add to my fortune by grabbing money from strangers who can't afford it?