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Yea said the force. Neigh said the horse.
Yea war! Neigh free education!
Yea war! Neigh people sticking together!
Yea war! Neigh homeless people!
Yea war! Neigh old people!
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The state of Chicago: The current and ongoing mayor is endorsed by all the best losers and abusers.
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The state of the United States: Yea the Nazional American anti-persons party. Neigh the Doing Unto Others party.
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   In the pre-Commie state of 10 million years ago when fine particulates were particularly fine, the ancients came from somewhere between Betelgeuse and the nebula below Orion's belt. It was all a matter of perspective, said the storyteller, without using too many rude punctuation marks or wandering asides. The old ones traded with the Atlanteans, the people in the Yucatan and the western Pyrenees. They traded with the people of Egypt. But that was a very long time ago when travel permits didn't cost much at all and you could zoom through a thousand light years in about 16 minutes. "Greetings, Aliens" they said as they left.