Wait and See

The Chicago Sun-Times asks on the cover:
". . . when will America give up its attachment to guns?"
Perhaps when everyone votes who can vote and we stop allowing the NRA and other corporations to bribe politicians and use our own damn money against US.
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God watches over fools and drunks,
Jean pools, monks and skunks.
That takes up a lot of time,
Leaving weekends for the sublime.
Except when He watches over all the high bunks.
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Bobby Jindal, Chris Christie, Dennis Michael Lynch, and Scott Walker are way out there talking and taking for their explorer badges. Watch out boys! There are illegal chickens full of bird flu out there! They aren't quite as large or as friendly as mosquitos, but you'll recognize them by their dead weights.
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Does Reality Have An Overbite?

There are over 300 FEC-registered Presidential candidates. Here is a baker's dozen of the hand-picked media favorites & random thoughts:

Ben Carson - I bet your mama was a Democrat

Carly Fiorina - never met a worker you didn't want to fire

Donald Trump - you and your id have a great stream of consciousness thing going

George Pataki - hi, George

Jeb BUSH - bush bush bush . . .

Lindsey Graham - seersucker fear_ucker

Marco Rubio - Marco!

Mike Huckabee - opportunity is always knockin'

Rand Paul - run, Paul, run!

Rick Perry - carry a tiny book and try to appear thoughtful

Rick Santorum - oh Rick 

Ted Cruz - if your Mama is a Dem, she is waaay in the closet
and
John Dummett, Jr. - you're dummett damnit!

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24 hour monitoring will or will not set you free?

It coldly watches even after you agree

To give reasoning up

Drink from the propaganda cup

And there isn't time to wait and see.