My First Day

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I will be a combatant in the war on incompetence. I'll probably need some help with that one. I'll have 1 person do the work of 3. That person won't need as much help as I will. I will rein in arrogance and replace it with insolence and disdain. I will rewrite the Constitution line by line. I will force 1/3 to equal 1/10. I will take bribery out of the lobby and put it in a private room. I will schedule the real estate market to crash after I leave office. And that is just my first day.