A More Selfish Wish?

The monster is dying, as monsters do.
In the meantime it gets ugly, makes a fearful stew
Of colors and numbers
And Miss Carriage's plumbers.
It tasted awful. Naturally, sales grew and grew.
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Their ancient plans started from rot
Holey crows "give" their best shot
And go downhill from there
Oh cheeses, let's all beware!
Two many kochs spoil the pot.
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"Gross human equality fetish"
Infers it's everybody's job to bring a dish
Taking turns
Is an idea of Bern's
A good one? Or should we make a more selfish wish?

Shape They're In

Hi! I'm the koch bros. puppet BooBooBundy.
Their toilet may be the Bay of Fundy
And anywhere else
They covet
Even out of the way counties around Grundy
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Fonz isn't cool, Fred is dead & others
Taking advantage of misfortunes, those mothers
Are counting their money
Which is impossibly unfunny,
Twist turning profit into loss of another's.
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They were having a flat you lent,
When by accident or intent

An insipid cruciferous,
And what's the difference,
Got steamed, spending the gas on rent.
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Our world is his jury
While he curries the fury
Of new murica: a missal missile
Prayerfully wrapped in last season's gristle.
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On a WIM around the lake
For almighty profit's sake
Wisconsin Illinois Michigan
Kick people for the shape they're in

Gun Safety

Saudi Arabia or the US -  which is a bigger threat to security?
Saudi Arabia or the US - which wallows in it's religious purity?
Who will hang with the queen
Of murder? She's mean.
Bullies always get their rewards with surety.
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If intimidate = make timid or inspire with fear, it is understandable when a certain type of individual would be afraid of the very first tentative baby step in gun safety.

The Gaia's

• Tails of 2015

The lunatic fringe tried to make it's one bone
There was more than one moderate to sever podium crone
Simplicity of the kill was found in the drone
Monetizations evoked an anguished groan
Somebody lost a mother named Joan
Weather apps sucked a big energy loan
More monetizations drew an anguished moan
Only profit guided the backwardly prone
Tests for religious patriotism used a virtual neck stone
Being the nasty was okay if enough ugly was added to tone.
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An idioblast from central cast
Stuffed a mouthful fast
With his cues
For preempting news.
Vibrations of negativity were vast.
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Some call it "man-splaining"
I call it talent for stating the obvious.
Some call it "winter's raining"
I call it mournful tears of the Gaia's.

Flies

Alberta clipper
Biggest dipper
Multi line equipper
Line 67 flipper
Get a gripper
"Keystone" was hipper
Canadian ripper
Silent shipper
Guaranteed spills in our slipper
If you have a last right, stripper
Why tipper after you whipper.
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Never manufacturing a crisis he doesn't like,
Joe capitalist tells Joe consumer to take a hike.
Then it gets out of hand,
Monopolizing thin air into brand,
There's nothing left to fix a bike.
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Cloud infiltration
Cyberwarfare
Data breaches
Internet hacking
Extortion ransomware
Spear phishing
Happy new year.
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"War is a criminal enterprise."
Let's not look that in the eyes.
Year after year?
Don't worry, dear.
It is amazing how time flies.