Their Butts Hurt

When a DH knows where the bodies are buried And he needs a beard so he remains married Some are forced to write letters, Some are appetite whetters, And some express their love for youth in Asia. *** Excerpts from letters for Dennie, pedophile and page lover about town: 1) he gets his pedophile values from someone called the lord, 2) he was never happier than when watching boys in the shower, 3) he was the worst kind of public official, 4) he never said no when it came to boinking boys, 5) he liked to watch their development, 6) he was always giving and giving and giving until their butts hurt.