Be Proud

Dear Ladies,
   Corporate drug pushers want guinea pigs for a several month long brain chemistry experiment. Any volunteers? What is the worst that could happen? Your brains get disintegrated? Your jaws?
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Divide and talk talk talk, because governing seems to be beyond Bruce Rauner's area of expertise. With his false claim that 2.66% of the population is "us" against 2 men and an ancient clout machine, he began his summer treadmill games. Already so much of which to be proud.