Encrusticated Pre Mortem

Highly volatile and flammable oil from Bakken being transported through the U.S. warning:
http://insideclimatenews.org/todaysnews/20140103/train-explosions-prompt-regulator-warning-bakken-oil-flammability
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In the 2014 State of the Union speech, you may hear one or more sentences you choose to believe. If so, each sentence will later be verified for authenticity.
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Is a political campaign an unspoken agreement to accept large bribes in discreet shoe boxes?
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Which Illinois goobernatorial hopeful praises himself for valor and bravery in the discussions with himself about generous funding of, you guessed it, himself?
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The insanely criminal and the criminally insane quickly aligned their shock rams into an x out the whole d*mned spot with a cross, the most admired pattern of hurt. They were encrusticated pre mortem.