Pretend To Steal It

"Dem powers stoop to smear tactics" by Carol Marin, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/25899635-452/marin-dem-powers-stoop-to-smear-tactics.html
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What should I do today besides shovel snow? I know. I'll invest some real money in some pretend money on my computer screen. That has to be profitable, right? I hope nobody will pretend to steal it.

"Emanuel's Re-election Nightmare"
by Carol Marin, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/marin/25750253-452/emanuels-re-election-nightmare.html