Showing posts with label Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Palin. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

"A Genuinely Significant Difference"

Two paragraphs, out of order, from "How Sarah Palin could change the media, and why she won't" by Alyssa Rosenberg, Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2014/07/29/how-sarah-palin-could-change-the-media-and-why-she-wont/


"This has always been the great contradiction of Palin's career. When she arrived on the national stage, Palin's family members and her fluidity in talking about them were a significant part of her appeal. But Palin also got plenty of clear signals that there were rewards to be had in playing to ugly, inflammatory political narratives, and she did not stint in pursuing them."


"Watching Palin read to and play with Trig is a genuinely affecting display of emotion and patience. And when Palin discusses the teachers and therapists who work with children like Trig, helping him learn to speak and eat solid food, her concern and hopes for him are both modest and clear. If Palin were going to embark on a focused media career, this is a place where she could tell stories that are often excluded from mass culture and where she could make a genuinely significant difference."

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Reptiles, Amphibians, and Media Hoars

Dear GIL Dept.,
It just slays me because only the F_x Opinion Channel takes my word as fact. Please respond.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly,
The Dept. of Gutless Impotent & Limp is proud to respond.
Don't be slayed. Broad-snouted reptiles, amphibians, and media hoars laugh at you anyways, despite your mean temper.
2 reminders: As a bufo, you must be re-toad before your
tail grows back, and
Get your antennae recalibrated immediately,
as per Order #786929*7243.
GIL Dept.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Thank 'er, Babies

Behind closed doors, Banker Babies were brainstormed into
legalizing Wall St. boosters.
The first 2 weeks were free, then the Canker Babies were
invented to scripturize the side-effects of daily drug pushers.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly reeked of Ranker Babies who legitimized
Prop Babies and their channels.
Rusty statutes and stowaways baptized, capsized, and laundered Tanker Babies for your hungry, your tired, your weak.
How vile is this - Wank Yanker Babies were thought up to ratify
the Amendment Diddler babies.
So quite naturally then the Anchor Babies lawyered up until
the ocean got clean, right after all those other babies grew up.
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Do you object to a cultural center, Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly?
Yes. I ain't got no culture so why should it be centered?
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Newt said he would become a Christian on the same day
Saudi Arabia sells him a church or when salamanders fly.
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Sometimes you grab the wrong stationery in a broken down building and Charlie Rangel writes you a letter. How does that work?
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Dr. Adora DissingHer: Uncaring? Insensitive? Fragile as a doorstop?
With 32 years of dermal abrasion to enthrall herself, she wants her fans to know she lives next to the ocean. Dr. Adora cannot speak beyond her first thought, but she said "that's okay". She also said hate is an equal opportunity employer and she has her son's microphone to work on her rage against God.
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Will the powers that be do anything at all to stop WikiLeaks? Will they even try to stop it by accusing the owner of a crime he
did not commit?