Showing posts with label Police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Police. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Anything But Kill

Who will protect Disney guests from themselves once they get home? ***** Did 702 evil cops plot to murder people in Chicago or are they too stupid to do anything but kill?

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Oops! What?

Oops! I turned the body cam off! Oops! You just lost a day's pay! Oops! What?

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Changed

"Steinberg: Chicago Police are too quick to shoot" by Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/neil-steinberg/7/71/1213056/steinberg-chicago-police-shootings-bettie-jones


   "Because of this, the police in urban areas are accustomed to doing whatever they like, without consequences --- again, for them --- lying their way out of the rare tight spot. Like all unchecked power, it corrupted them, so that when Mr. iPhone Camera came along, the public didn't like what it saw, while it is all the police can do not to ruffle indignantly that their terms of employment had changed."

Friday, January 16, 2015

Last Week

So sorry, Craig Taylor. You do not have the ability to think quickly on your feet or to give the appropriate response with a clear head. Isn't it time for a job away from the decrepitly ancient public? You are starting to scare the seniors.
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Capitalists running amok don't care if Brunei is into Shariah law with a new future of punishments and executions, or even if it's war on Christmas was a little late this year. It's about who gets the shafta and who doesn't.
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Attitude
Rejuvenation > ARE ready to take your calls.
Experts              You'll know our motto:
                           If you're confused or already dead,
                           you probably should have called last week.

Monday, January 5, 2015

Not Lawful

re: Attention!
      About! Ass!


How did such childish men pass the NYPD psych exam and become tools of the fringe? Their behavior is not okay. It is not lawful.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Maced in the Face

Common sense solutions
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A few very good ideas from the People of Missouri:
"3. Clear and transparent protocol when a person dies in police custody including:
   A) Immediate medical attention for victims,
   B) Immediate release of the officer's name,
   C) Appointment of special prosecutor for ALL deaths that occur in police custody
 4. Whistleblower program that protects officers acting with integrity
 6. Creation of a diverse citizen review board with subpoena power . .
 9. Restoration of the residency requirement
10. Screening that prevents officers fired from other departments to be hired . . ."


Sometimes, when you are in a state such as Missouri which is 1/50th of the United States, and you peacefully request and require police to conduct themselves lawfully in order to protect and serve We the People rather than the point oh one percent predator class, you get maced in the face.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

As a Body Lay on the Ground

". . . the officer opened fire while backpedaling and falling to the ground, getting off three shots. One of those shots killed ______, and once more, as a body lay on the ground . . .".

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Real Robots Don't Apologize

Don't apologize
Keep squeezing through the cries
Who cares if someone dies
Don't apologize
My, how time flies
Finally one of the guys
Don't apologize
Feelin' those power highs
After all, everybody lies
Don't apologize
Whose turn to go for coffees and pies?
Won't listen to people's sighs
Don't apologize
The bind that hurts and ties
Are only the wise asking the whys?
Don't apologize.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Oh Queso What

After loons took out loans with Lonnie and stood in line with Lyn and tried to cover their liens with a lens, they were forcibly returned to post racial land lanes. Rules are rules.
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Boi Kaht and R. Oui
Led different lives yet did agree
To share a cab
With Queen Mab
Who gave thanks for a nominal fee.
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Prosperity and health for all
Implies 99% are way too tall
Or so say the violence inducing effete
While eating more than they can eat
And leading their royal selves into a killer squall.
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Dear Mr. or Ms. Policeperson,
re: Shoulder-mounted police cameras and policing the police
Your first camera "malfunction" is free. Each subsequent "malfunction" will cost you one day's salary. Sometimes you have to be good and show your best side.
Love, One of the people who pays your salary.
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Oh Queso What

Sunday, July 8, 2012

How Scrantonly Satisfying

Today's Genius Award goes out to Scranton Pennsylvania. Minimum wage has already proven to attract the most qualified people who conscientiously give 110% for 35 or 40 years. So of course, minimum wage is a perfect plan for Scranton's police and firefighters. I forget if Scranton's motto is: "Embracing" or "Defacing" "Our People, Our Traditions, and Our Future." Either way, how Scrantonly satisfying.