More bacon wrapped bacon to crave
US into a cramped but green grave.
Take credit, try to quark it
From cemetery to the big park it.
Insure the c-views from cave to cave.
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"Jeb Keeps It All in the Family" by Roger Simon, Creators.com
https://www.creators.com/liberal/roger-simon/jeb-keeps-it-all-in-the-family.html
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Note to self: Take a tip from a fool and hire a toddler
to manage my trust issues.
Showing posts with label Simon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Simon. Show all posts
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
You Know They Will
One no trump, two no trump,
he ain't got no couth no culture,
but he does buy big letters.
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"Can Hillary be herself and win?" by Roger Simon, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/simon/28134486-452/can-hillary-be-herself-and-win.html#.U6GWX5VOWM8
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We have received 2 or 3 letters from people doing 2014 "business." They want us to pay protection money to keep our water pipes safe, only they don't call it that. No return addresses are ever required on their envelopes.
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I know how to break everything! Oh! Oh, oh! I know how to wreck everything!
How great is that? Would you care to be our resident expert on pretending you know and care about putting everything back together again?
You know it!
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"All sides vow to stay vigilant" because cell phones are everywhere. Who knows when all sides will be captured,
and you know they will.
he ain't got no couth no culture,
but he does buy big letters.
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"Can Hillary be herself and win?" by Roger Simon, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/simon/28134486-452/can-hillary-be-herself-and-win.html#.U6GWX5VOWM8
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We have received 2 or 3 letters from people doing 2014 "business." They want us to pay protection money to keep our water pipes safe, only they don't call it that. No return addresses are ever required on their envelopes.
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I know how to break everything! Oh! Oh, oh! I know how to wreck everything!
How great is that? Would you care to be our resident expert on pretending you know and care about putting everything back together again?
You know it!
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"All sides vow to stay vigilant" because cell phones are everywhere. Who knows when all sides will be captured,
and you know they will.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Go Away!
"Dissecting the GOP Brain" by Theo Anderson
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13172/dissecting_the_gop_brain/
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Dear Vatican,
re: The Vatican last month accused the leading organization of US nuns, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, of focusing too much on social justice issues such as poverty and not enough on abortions, gay marriage and euthanasia.
You are full of hate, but it is not too late to become Christian.
Try it. Love, Me
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-catholicchurch-nunsbre84n1eq-20120524,0,899081.story
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Harry's Law had the largest audience of any of the scripted shows on that particular channel. The sole problem is age discrimination. The average viewer age was 61.7 years, and that is not permitted.
If you cannot be younger than 55, go away!
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13172/dissecting_the_gop_brain/
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Dear Vatican,
re: The Vatican last month accused the leading organization of US nuns, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, of focusing too much on social justice issues such as poverty and not enough on abortions, gay marriage and euthanasia.
You are full of hate, but it is not too late to become Christian.
Try it. Love, Me
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-catholicchurch-nunsbre84n1eq-20120524,0,899081.story
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Harry's Law had the largest audience of any of the scripted shows on that particular channel. The sole problem is age discrimination. The average viewer age was 61.7 years, and that is not permitted.
If you cannot be younger than 55, go away!
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