We Lost

This just in from John Boehner:
We tried to do our worst to stop ObamaCare before people found out how much they liked it. Our thinking is stunted. We fought the stupid fight. We got nothing. We lost.

This just in: Speed camera corporations gamble on drivers being insane and repeating their behavior, and paying expensive tickets over and over and over again. Some of US have a learning curve and some of US don't.
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Take a picture of me! Take a picture of me! whined the infamously de-canned and brie-mexed actor. I'm cruisin' for a bent revival losin'. Would you agree to have my low t for a fee?

No.

Today

Don't expect pocket tools in the billionaires' collection to be innovative in a helpful modern way. That  would be cause for mandatory retirement with eternal health benefits. Speaking of pocket tools and their eternal benefits, when Mayorahm saves $18 million by backing out of city workers' retiree health insurance, will he use the $18 million for more distracting billboards or dance lessons for his kids or what?
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There is a high incidence of breast cancer around nuclear power plants. Great thinkers invented an x-ray machine to torture even the biggest boobs, rather than phase out the plants or remove cancer-causing chemicals from our food. When it was discovered there is a high incidence of testicle cancer around electrical power generators, we expected great thinkers to invent an x-ray machine to torture even the biggest cojones. It never happened. Now the thinkers are thinking about private corporate stooges administering the x-rays to women with money. Women without money can just die, right Mayorahm?
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Yeah, and what Rev.Barry C. Black prayed for today.

Bughouse Hawker

Mary Burke
http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/mary-burke-announces-candidacy-to-challenge-scott-walker-for-governor-b99114657z1-226724251.html
versus Dead Eyes Walker

Wendy Davis
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/2013/1003/Wendy-Davis-for-Texas-governor-why-she-has-a-chance
versus Perry the talker

Fracking cries
Attacking lies

Common sense versus bughouse hawker

Head-Butting Helmet

Legislators in North Carolina enjoy the power of saying no to everyone but wealthy white republican men:

http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2013/10/6

MayoRahm's favorite head-butting helmet

ObamaCare Questions: https://www.healthcare.gov/

"Elevated levels of radioactivity, salts and metals have been found in river water and sediments at a site where treated water from oil and gas operations is discharged into a western Pennsylvania creek."
"Radioactive Shale Gas Contaminants Found at Wasterwater Discharge Site" by Tim Lucas, Duke University, Nicholas School of the Environment
http://www.nicholas.duke.edu/news/radioactive-shale-gas-contaminants-found-at-wastewater-discharge-site?utm_source=click&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=hpbanners
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Since the Wall Street banksters are now being overfed by the insurance corporations and their newfound prosperity due to "ObamaCare" or the Affordable HealthCare Act, who wants to be the first to say thank you?
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Last line: "We hope you don't make us do this"

"The GOP's Debt Ceiling Ransom" by Cameron Joseph, The Hill - 1 minute 4 seconds
http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/324925-dnc-video-blasts-republicans-as-hostage-takers
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There really is no such thing as a "Tea Party." But there is a small collection of individual billionaires, their front groups, their 80 or so pocket tools, and their phony website - Generation Opportunity. Don't be fooled by this cheap imitation. There is only one website to answer  ObamaCare questions:    https://www.healthcare.gov/

Sit On It

Taking money away from WIC - Women Infants Children - is so much kinder and nicer than shutting down the airports to save money. Besides, what do tiny newborn babies need feeding tubes for, anyway?
If even one of the selfish Washington republicans gets re-elected, we deserve all the lunacy Boehner and friends can deliver.
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If titanium is used in metallurgy to remove oxygen from steel, is it a great idea or a really great idea to shoot titanium up into our atmosphere?
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Washington DC, or Follyland,
Gets its overall performance panned
The tools get shocked
And bonus terms are docked
New suits and smiles, same old brand.
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Audaciously into his own passivity while hoping to follow his predecessor into lucrative bathroom jokes and exceptional swirlies, the twice-elected politician hunts for lost credibility. Will he buy it back with false promises? Will he stand up? Will he lie it back with the same old same old? Will he sit on it?