Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Sit On It

Taking money away from WIC - Women Infants Children - is so much kinder and nicer than shutting down the airports to save money. Besides, what do tiny newborn babies need feeding tubes for, anyway?
If even one of the selfish Washington republicans gets re-elected, we deserve all the lunacy Boehner and friends can deliver.
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If titanium is used in metallurgy to remove oxygen from steel, is it a great idea or a really great idea to shoot titanium up into our atmosphere?
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Washington DC, or Follyland,
Gets its overall performance panned
The tools get shocked
And bonus terms are docked
New suits and smiles, same old brand.
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Audaciously into his own passivity while hoping to follow his predecessor into lucrative bathroom jokes and exceptional swirlies, the twice-elected politician hunts for lost credibility. Will he buy it back with false promises? Will he stand up? Will he lie it back with the same old same old? Will he sit on it?

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