Wednesday, June 17, 2015

August Spectacles

It was a white letter day wearing a pink slip and designer flipflops. Pink minx hoodwinks made "good" inks and lots of blinks.
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"A guy can be a gal, but white can't be black. Yet." by Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/neil-steinberg/7/71/691852/rachel-dolezal-race-identity-change
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A woman with a stainless steel spine may expose a daughter
When the north wind is in the veins & no teeter in the totter.
Hungry ghosts of a deal
Or live fake to be in the real
Hearts & flowers & kids - thanks Moms. We caught her.
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Actuary-maced gray dems
Were parched wan with sun-kissed tentacles.
Faerie-based rays-n-rems
Harshed the sun with a fist in the ventricles.
It wasn't easy.
But it was breezy.
January-faced May hems
Marched upon August spectacles.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Be Proud

Dear Ladies,
   Corporate drug pushers want guinea pigs for a several month long brain chemistry experiment. Any volunteers? What is the worst that could happen? Your brains get disintegrated? Your jaws?
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Divide and talk talk talk, because governing seems to be beyond Bruce Rauner's area of expertise. With his false claim that 2.66% of the population is "us" against 2 men and an ancient clout machine, he began his summer treadmill games. Already so much of which to be proud.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

English Tenses

Gold
Water
Oil
Diamonds
Silver
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Lunatics worship the GWODS of transitory
Nobody cares that it makes life gory
Oh the love of gas
Starving workers denied a  pass
Makes a great title and a greater story.
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Olusaphobia = fear of vegetables
Mundusaphobia = fear of the universe
Arboraphobia = fear of trees
Nodusaphobia = fear of puzzles
Viresaphobia = fear of power
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"Let's dispense with the polite drinking, shall we?"
Murder, My Sweet 1944
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Diminutive? Oh, please
Of all the words in the abc's
Herds and pains
Words and reigns
Sometimes any brain feels the freeze.
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How sweet.
Perhaps fart and ass are diminutives also.
As in:
During a brainfart, the donkey becomes an ass.
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It is a nightmare of modern inconveniences
Kept safe and secured by old cobwebs and new fences.
Greed feeds
Unheeded deeds
And all the mutated seeds of the english tenses.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Such Thing As Time

Taa Taa = To advance america Train advise assist
but do it very quietly with your back turned
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His heart got almost as heavy as it's wallet
When mushrooms on a manure pile called it -
Abuse is as abuse does,
It passes around just because
Everyone becomes game with an "all it!"
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Would you go any further to find an alderman who respects
the people in his ward more than David Moore of Chiraq?
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Everything is time-sensitive, especially
if there is no such thing as time.

Monday, June 8, 2015

Las Quimbambas

With a one-way directional viewfinder
And its daily protocols of reminder
To be photo-ops of p r
But never carry freedom too far
Anyways, who wants our world to be kinder?
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"Counterpoint: Snowden Asks Only For a Fair Shake" by Trevor Timm, Chicago Sun-Times
http://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/7/71/666350/counterpoint-snowden-asks-fair-shake
That reminds me to paraphrase an old movie -
Truth often sickens people. If they can keep it down,
they will be better for it.
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The marvel of backside economics
Is that kicks are no longer kicks,
Plan A gives the runaround:
Down is not down.
But everywhere becomes la quimbamba sticks.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

A Gill

Capitol Quip's Beach Blanket Winner -
See R J Matson's winning cartoon
http://blogs.rollcall.com/capitol-ink/beach-blanket-winner-capitol-quip/
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Lindsey, the face of peril,
Hugged constituent Carol.
She knocked him into tomorrow.
He needed that, to everyone's sorrow.
See him cascade the falls in a barrel.
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Sh . . . everything is current and ongoing, therefore on the fast-track to Hushville.
Sh . . . in order for the con to work, someone holds all the odds, someone is a shill,
All the rest are catspaws
With fear's biggest flaws.
Sh . . . while rights catch a man-made blight, take a pill, adapt, turn your lung into a gill.

Monday, June 1, 2015

All We've Got


The Deviators
The old Tower of Babel was repurposed into a Bush parking lot
By our small c christian nation in some kind of neo state,
and a rusty robot
Gooses and ganders
Ruses and panders
To the dinosaur clan who gives sh_t almost all we've got.