Three Questions

Why do new cons refuse to progress?

Did Netanyahu attend the Colin Powell School of
Drawing and Artful Pastimes?

What year is it?

Or Both

Mitt Romney, an expert at income tax evasion and property tax evasion and wanting to try estate tax evasion too, or a product of affirmative action for the wealthily infirm, or both?

And his hand-picked accomplice, Paul Ryan - a vampire with a weakness for old people's blood, or a fishing teacher with a reel shellfish attitude, or both?

Food

Randi's Mind Expander for today:
http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html
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"Cheater"
Says the Bl Bl Bleater
Sidekicks a bad pun
Into the also run
Half pay for the greened up Greeter
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I was a special enumerator for the man, a g-man for the ages. Oh, the stories I could not tell you. Only your government knows you for sure. I met a wolf in a one-bedroom apartment. I met fat cats who jumped on my back and wouldn't let go. I met people who answered every question before I asked. I met others who answered none, even years later. I met the best and the worst, but mostly the beautiful in between. I saw it all, until my clipboard was retired. How much is a can of that food?

There is a Cut Off Date

Romney's poetry slam bam:
The military, the elderly, children, and the working poor
What a bunch of moochers on life's uphill tour
Nineteen and Forty-Seven percent
Twenty Twelve Eleven and sir bent
It helps US rout out each boor for sure.
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Papyrus = Pah-PIE'-riss
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The approval of Clarence Thomas signaled a backwards turn in the struggle for women's equality.
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Dear MayorahM, We know you really are glad the strike is over. So you celebrate by wasting money. Who is paying for that million dollar ad for you to say something we already knew? Thank you!
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The No ABC's of Romney - None:
He is No Adviser
There is No Brightness
No Class, No Credibility.
He does Not represent the People of the US
or those of the Mormon church.
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2013 Proposal:
When Washington Senators and Representatives leave their government jobs for whatever reason and become bag persons for K Street, their former employer - We the People - will no longer pay their lifetime insurance bills. Yes, Virginia, there is a cut off date.

Which Candidate Said Which

"Mitt Romney is Not the Face of Mormonism" by Gregory A. Prince:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gregory-a-prince-phd/mitt-romney-is-not-the-face-of-mormonism_b_1897404.html
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1. I like how when you inherit your play money, you won't ever get    sucked out of an open airplane window.

2. I like how when I talk to seniors as rich as my mother, they 
   really get how important killing those other old people is to me.

Which candidate said which?

This is So Hard?

Which Presidential candidate said this?
As you know, I schedule things according to the fighting season. I'll criticize anyone with different calendars. But really, how do you know when a war is over? Speaking of how's, how does this sound? "People with more will get less and those with less will get more." Don't you think it has a ring to it? It sounds almost plausible. Maybe I'll keep saying it.
Who said that?
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If corporations are persons who can prey on other persons for the sole purpose of monetary profit, if corporations do toxic chemical experiments on other persons every day in the form of unnecessary drugs, food dyes & additives & absorbed bug sprays, gas engine exhaust, power plants, clothing  made of plastic bottles, returning benzene and formaldehyde to our lives and crystallized bleach to baby bottles, if corporations do all that and so much more - think war, of course they don't care to be held responsible. But do they ever say This is so hard? 

Warning: This Bag is Not a Toy

Mitt "No Food For You!" Romney, and Paul "No Doctors or Meds Either!" Ryan, a.k.a. the candidates, are having lunch at the most expensive restaurant at the People's expense. They said if one of them had to pick up the tab, they would get tranq-ed over at
Chick-Fil-A.
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Aaron Swartz says YES v. U.S. government says NO -
Here is the question:
Should public academic information be available to the public?
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/09/aaron-swartz-felony/
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The Ryan/Romney war plan of personal giving: Even our own children are not too young or too old to sacrifice their lives for our accounts.
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If everyday you give yourself an insulin shot at the kitchen in front of the family and they still don't understand, re-label the word "shot" into "Rex Ten" and nobody will ever again ask what you are doing.
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Warning: This bag is not a toy.