Vice Versa

Dear MayoRahM: As a tool of the wealthy takers, would you consider any smart solutions for public schools? Love, a Citizen
Dear Citizen: Any smart solutions would require me to stand up and stand alone. So the answer is no. Love, MayoRahM
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We can be the best neighbors on the block, but if the authorities will not really try to help because we do not have enough money to be "equal" or the neighborhood is too rough and rundown, then what?
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Bob Dold's voting record: http://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/116548/robert-dold#.UYuiO9wo5es
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The banksters' mrsa
Is flesh eating our bursa
Politically pre-approved
Mandatorily golden hooved
Up is really down and vice versa.

Surveillance

Dear MayorahM, Your "code of silence on the code of silence"
is the old way of doing things, the really old way.
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Dear Michigan Embarrassment of Politicians:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuET0kpHoyM

"NSA Whistleblower: Everyone in US under surveillance,
all info stored, no matter the post"

And isn't that special, especially while people are
STILL giving AT&T money?

There is a Cut Off Date

Romney's poetry slam bam:
The military, the elderly, children, and the working poor
What a bunch of moochers on life's uphill tour
Nineteen and Forty-Seven percent
Twenty Twelve Eleven and sir bent
It helps US rout out each boor for sure.
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Papyrus = Pah-PIE'-riss
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The approval of Clarence Thomas signaled a backwards turn in the struggle for women's equality.
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Dear MayorahM, We know you really are glad the strike is over. So you celebrate by wasting money. Who is paying for that million dollar ad for you to say something we already knew? Thank you!
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The No ABC's of Romney - None:
He is No Adviser
There is No Brightness
No Class, No Credibility.
He does Not represent the People of the US
or those of the Mormon church.
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2013 Proposal:
When Washington Senators and Representatives leave their government jobs for whatever reason and become bag persons for K Street, their former employer - We the People - will no longer pay their lifetime insurance bills. Yes, Virginia, there is a cut off date.

Why Chicago Teachers Are Striking

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Robert Creamer for BuzzFlash on Truth Out: "Five Reasons We Can't Trust Romney With Our National Security" 
http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/17507-five-reasons-we-can-t-trust-romney-with-our-national-security
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Six minutes and 17 seconds of Matt Farmer, a parent, talking about Chicago Public Schools:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMUboOIQT48
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Agnes Dey sent a sweater vest out to be conserved and embroidered at the Media College and University Store for Smart People. She said smart people are mart people are art people are rt people are t totaling people are people people, and that's where the vest can finally be fixed. Agnes Dey is something else.
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Hypothetically-speaking, which presidential candidate hides his tax returns because he illegally hid money in Switzerland? And which candidate asked for 10 years worth of tax returns from those who wanted to be his running mate? Why stop at double standards, why not triple?

Get Them Clowns

US bishops are riding the religious freedom train to impose their leader's will on unsuspecting innocents. The bishops vaguely feel it is wrong to impose their ruler's will in that manner, but their brains are tied.
p.s. They said so sorry for yesterday's and not today's abuse.
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Can the Supreme Court members face their historic blunders, or are their egos too big to be fair and just?
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MayorahM is just following orders. That is why he was picked to be MayorahM. Same old thing, there is nothing new or creative to see here: take from the poor and give to the rich.
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Hush governor Rick Scott
Losers never ever win alot
You tried
You lied
Find yourself a nice retirement plot.

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Beware of the glad-hander who reaches around with that extra hand to remove the tendons behind your knees. He wants them for building a circus tent. But what do you want?
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Could it be more exciting? We are coming up on the daily luncheon 2 hour demonstration of almost fisticuffs between your constitutional scholar and your affirmative action rich guy pushed through school. It turns out that both are just as good as public school graduates, well, almost as good.
The scholar feigns a little lukewarm under the collar, especially if you give him a dollar, but he'll never holler.
The rich guy, always landing in the ditch guy, pitching a mitch guy, makes an ordinary schitz guy.
Mr. Haney ways and Hun plays always get them clowns.

What About Next?

We love you Wisconsin!
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Yes, Dick Cheney's policies in Iraq were and are disgusting. However, his pals in the court say that retaliatory arrests for free speech are cool, free speech itself - not so much
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-supreme-court-backs-secret-service-arrest-of-man-confronting-cheney-20120604,0,5913692.story
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Dear Welfare Elite: If you want the electrical, heat, and air work in your homes done properly, hire a union worker. If not, keep on with what you've been doing.
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Dear Carole: Next time, film the bully in your office
and put it on U-Tube. That's what cell phones are for.
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Dear MayorahM: Your plan to prevent the dreaded unsightlys from showing their faces downtown by shutting down the L for 5 months is a great plan for this year. What about next?

From Here On Out

Scott Walker: ruthless clog or toothless cog, voting counts.
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War Whores: free to be religious or not so much, the choice is theirs.
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Joe Walsh: a real gas or half glassless, take your pick.
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MayorahM: selling us out to the creeping unknown or indenturing us for 99 years, but in a refreshing way, and who needs to know?
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Mitt Romney: a corporate raider with less political experience than any other presidential candidate and willing to blame Obama for that too, or a guy with more than enough empathy to go around, please decide 
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Tiny news note: every day and every night zimmerman thinks about the real possibility of changing his name to zelleman.
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Bayer's breech from the city of clout
Gives his player's peach with no pity or pout
It's a liar's game
Who's got the most infame
A naysayer's niche, no nitty gritty from here on out.

Religious Freedom Too

In an honor system without honor, all we have is oversight and public embarrassment.
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I always thought that if a wealthy individual such as Mitt Romney has no inate dignity or intelligent feelings toward his fellow man and fellow woman, then he would buy those traits from someone else. Boy was I ever wrong, and Mitt is too ignorant to fake it.
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People don't want oxygen and medicines to stay alive, we want war. Thank goodness we have a government that doesn't want us to have oxygen and medicines either, it wants war too. I wonder if it has anything to do with that religious freedom they keep talking about. Well, thank goodness for religious freedom too.

Afternoons

As college becomes way too expensive for mere mortals,

and as SanTorum goes around telling people that

higher education is not for US,

and as some people are discussing a

longer school day for kindergarteners

to make up for not going to college,

MayorahM is still

f*ck*ng with public school teachers.

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Did we all renew our

vows of

 constructive reasoning and

pragmatic thinking yesterday?

(the pope is going to be p*ss*d about that)

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 CBS & Sony & Adam Sandler

think it is okay for

David Spade's character to call

 Adhir Kalyan's character

"Mahatma Gumby".

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Honduran government, you're an idiot.

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I want to frame the Constitution

during the mornings

and

clog dance

during the afternoons.

The Developing Human Brain

Bayer, who we can always thank for bringing us heroin, and a company in India where Dow hides, Dow of the Agent Orange fame, a couple of companies in Japan, and a manufacturing plant in Florida, one of those states with broken governors, are killing bees worldwide with their pesticides. Did they know beforehand that their poisons would kill our very necessary bees? I would guess an absolute yes. But what about the money that was to be made? Doesn't profit outweigh the death of life? Doesn't profit outweigh the developing human brain?
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We asked the 3 candidates what religious freedom means to them. They stared deeply yet wordlessly into each other's right eye, then began to play bingo for first speaker. SanTorum won, then the Newter won, the Mitt could not get the hang of it. SanTorum said religious freedom meant he was invested against new ideas, yet willing to listen to recordings of himself to hear what he actually said. Next, the Newter explained his version of religious freedom meant perpetual aggression against anyone at any time while he partied in a harem tent somewhere in oil country. The Mitt first said religious freedom meant knocking down little temples and churches to build mega ones, then he said no it didn't.
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MayorahM has been in the back room, dealing with "5 leaders in infrastructure finance." Who?

Dear Men

When Mayorahm said he was going to do things differently, he meant he will be doing them in a 5'7" kind of way. That is different.
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Dear Mr. President, Over Spring break, we want you to study and memorize the meaning of the word "compromise." It is for our own good.
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The mouth has been given a 2-week vacation. The republican candidates would prefer it to be a 34 week and 1 day vacation.
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Probes
Perry probes
Punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes will have to be inserted up into your prostates whenever you request male enhancement drugs or gels.
You may be curious and ask why.
Answer: It is for your own good, dear men.

Reality Check Please

Primaries are great opportunities for the outgoing embarrassment of pols to have their names on ballots with the incoming ones. Springtime and the pickins ain't easy between one sideshow fob and another and another and another.
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MayorahM wants to install the word "trust" where there is no actual trust, saying it will go hand in hand with the honor system where there is no honor, but only if he is granted total and secret and totally secret uber powers.
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President MeMe Lies 'n Flowers
Succeeded former george of the toppled towers
Aloha brudda
And f u mudda
Today's cocktails are jager martini vodka sours.
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Has being the face in our storefront window gone to his head?
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Yo! Israel! He's got your back! All by himself! Can we have a reality check please?

Kitchen Too Soon

Kochs went from being kitchen cooks (kochs) to being seeds of destruction in just 7 generations. MayorahM brought one of those seeds with him, or did the seed bring MayorahM? Can you imagine finally having more money than you or your family will ever need, and then using it to hurt others? Evidently, that is what happens when cooks can't take the heat and escape from the kitchen too soon.
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John Kass's column from today:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0229-20120229,0,6970881.column
Was his autobiography entitled
I was Cicero's Bro, But Everyone Called Me Tully?
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Lori Compas announces her candidacy in the recall election against Scott Fitzgerald in Wisconsin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yseKFc4CIlQ

Nice Disaster Capitalism Partnership

Yesterday, Richie Daley turned public schools into Disaster
by neglect (witholding $$$).
Today, MayorahM sells off the kids and makes his Capital
(more of that $$$).
Tomorrow, Richie will work on putting coke in baby bottles
($$$ again)
and MayorahM will work on putting koch into babies (oh yeah, $$$).
And another project will be under their belts, with
the added bonus of dissing Brian Piccolo. Who is next?
You know they are proud. Nice Disaster Capitalism partnership!

http://www.piccolo.cps.k12.il.us/ - Piccolo School in Chicago, and

http://www.hullhouse.org/aboutus/history.html - Jane Addams' Hull House in Chicago, a history

Right, Men?

Dear MayorahM,
     Thank you! Your summit "ownership", except for the paying for it part, will be a fantastic showcase for you and your title. Even though the summit has little or no food value either for today or tommorow, your secrets and the big spending are so so special. As an added bonus, your contribution to disaster capitalism will demonstrate your desire to play with the big boys at the People's expense.
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And if the Republicans cannot find a decent presidential wannabe, they don't need no decent presidential wannabe. So there.
http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/Norquis/start/1225/stop/1400
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An incoming dude
With his rude and ignant tude
Got all unglued
At what the brood brewed
To thank him for their getting clued
Abut his rude and ignant tude.
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You know you suffer from stinkin thinkin when, to squelch your lifechoice fears, you look for affirmation and validation and calibration from strangers.
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If a grown man does not want to have an abortion or take birth control pills to prevent having to have an abortion, nobody but his mother can force him. Right, men?

Get Serious

Richie bowed out gracefully
Oprah is waiting til all eyes are upon her to do the same
Barack did that before he got here
So everything worked out.

Now, it's just MAYORAHM

First order of business after the inaugural extravaganza?
Stop spending so much!

If only John Boehner would get serious about reinstating taxes on the wealthiest and about cutting militant spending. If only John Boehner would grow up and get serious.

MayorahM

As always, there are only 2 choices: Give $$$ to Carol Mosley Braun or flush it down the you know where. I pick the flush.