Thursday, January 31, 2013

Men's Hearts

What if you woke up one day to discover that telling the truth got you one thousand+ days in a cell and nobody could habeus your corpus anywhere. Then what? Would your name be Bradley Manning, or a different one?

John Kiriakou got 30 months in prison for talking about the torture. The people who actually committed the bush/obama sanctioned crime of torture get a free pass.

This is the kind of government we really have.

http://www.democracynow.org/2013/1/30/ex_cia_agent_whistleblower_john_kiriakou

I bet Dick Cheney could have outed a CIA agent such as Valerie Plame, or even shot somebody in the face, and absolutely nothing would have been done about it. Isn't the hypocrisy of double standards beautiful this winter as it refracts off the evil in men's hearts?

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Gun Violence and Greed

Gabrielle Gifford's handwritten testimony at the Senate
Judiciary Committee on gun violence

The NRA's enemy list:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022282291
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How successful have the do less than nothing republicans in Congress been at making big government smaller?

What a coincidence that your question comes on a day when republicans in Congress are doing less than nothing. They have had occasional and temporary success at shrinking government down to minute sizes to fit on probes and on examination tables and in the middle of relationships. They have failed at the education, health,
job, and shelter portions of reality.

To what do you attribute their complete lack of success?

To selfish greed, but mostly stupidity.
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"Tea Party Winter Is Coming" by Joel Bleifuss
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P3-2859774701.html

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Squalling Paulies

After more than a decade of malicious self-vandalism, the formerly grand but now just old (g)OP is first in need of an extreme vitamin regime, then a heart transplant, and finally one continuous lifelong psycho therapy session to learn and practice progress in a co-operative society of responsible humans.

Come watch Sportabris! See men on steroids slice off body parts. See it over and over again for the sake of our squalling Paulies.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

French Mali Folly (Francais Mali Folie)

Horses' patooties emoted some hearings
Expended the wrong tone and wrong-headed jeerings
Losers unqualified to lead
Still strident in their screed
Waiting for Spring to resume their mass leerings.
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Polly, Molly, and Holly
Took a sidetrip to Bali
They dreamt of Salvatore Dali, by golly
After discussing the French Mali folly.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Losers may never win unless they cheat
Even with all the bribe money from k street
Honest advice
Was put on ice
So fill up with mutated corn, soy and wheat

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Sticky Puns

Pick up chuck
Chases the buck
Upside down
With a frown
Settles for a lame duck.

Get a f_ck
With some luck
Be a hound
Under world renowned
End up in the muck.

Bribe the puck
Hiding in each tuck
Penny's not sound
How about a pound?
Makes for a snarly yuck.
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First you take a creative disaster class, Hubris 101. Then you create an environment that percolates with planned failures. Hand pick one. Attach it to your bleeder board and remove all life force in a most painful way. Siphon the spoils off into gold-lined barf bags and the most classiest spitoons. Look over your shoulder while saying "Who? Me?" And then go skinny-dipping in the Gulf of Mexico, with a lunch afterwards at some place like the Marriott. Haven't you been banned from the St. Regis? Put some vaseline on your teeth. You need a break before doing it all again.
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Jesus and Guns
Flamethrowers and Nuns
P B and J
U B O K
Serve up some sticky Puns

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

All Of The Time

Did you know that one of their attorneys says the very wealthiest heirs are too powerful to have equality? It is why they cheat all of the time. Did you know that google is a big repressive jerk, especially when the subject matter is the newest scapegoat of modern society called organized labor? It is why it cheats all of the time.