Immigration Reform

My corporate bosses say they need a guest worker program called "immigration reform." Our colleges and universities crank out graduates by the thousands each year, but my bosses want guest workers instead. It will be the last and greatest thing I can do for them. You may thank me later. Say this while smiling, "immigration reform."

A Wonderful Sneaky Way

This just in from MayoRahm: If by "public" you mean that which affects the whole community, Chicago doesn't need no public art, no public schools, or no public spiritedness, whatever that is. It needs more more more private stuff and more cameras and more billboards and more light bulbs! More!
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Q. What happens when a President has no political ambitions except for what his wife wants and he is a passive/aggressive blamer?
A. He causes a great deal of harm in a wonderful sneaky way.

Free WiFi Too

The American global corporations that enslave and kill people in the name of profit never ever damage our "security." No, never. Talking, though, is a whole other story.
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"Progressives have just 1 option for a deBlasio-style triumph in Chicago" by Laura Washington, Chicago Sun-Times
http://www.suntimes.com/news/washington/25158719-452/ny-chicago-take-different-paths.html
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Three dollars an hour from turkeys to crew
So one by one they up and flew
To something new
In a casual shoe
With a top drawer view and free wifi too.

Overly Compensated

http://www.icij.org/offshore


"Secrecy For Sale: Inside The Global Offshore Money Maze", ICIJ or International Consortium of Investigative Journalists
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http://www.afscme31.org/executive-reports/bruce-rauners-big-lie


"Bruce Rauner's big lie" by Henry Bayer, Executive Director of AFSCME 31, On the Move


"It's more than ironic that a man who reported $52 million in income in 2012 claims employees who earn their relatively modest salaries through hard work are overly compensated."

Have a Nice Day

Besides the perpetrators, would you say that the snooping corporations are most responsible for not stopping the attack at Benghazi?
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A local corporate raider and job killer who wants to be governor also wants us to believe that his behavior has a positive effect on Illinois "business." He has applied for a state permit to become a tax whiner. The geniuses will probably give it to him.
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Dear Mr Adams: We hear that you feel it is very difficult for you to be a man and you bought a persecution complex one size too small for your cabeza. We can help. Visit our webstore to buy more stuff. People who bought complexes also enjoyed buying feminized jock straps and guns shaped like footballs. Have a nice day.

Thanks

Wealthy hoarders want every aspect of our lives observed and recorded while at the same time they cry and sob that rules of good business stifle them and hurt their feelings. Perhaps their regimens of anti-psychotic tranquilizers should be increased.
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Alcohol kills.
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Mr. Rogers, Michigan pol, finally began to question his own motivations: I believe there is a reason I ended up in the hands and robotic arms of a republican agent provocateur in Michigan. What the heck is it? I don't think it's a coincidence, that's for sure. Some of the things I talk about and legislate about are beyond my capabilities, but that kind of thing has never stopped me before. Of course I usually need help, so I steal from others. And of course I abuse their privacy to do it. Well! I feel a lot better now. Thanks.

A "Transparent" Wall

USB - the Underhanded Snoopers Ball
Lurks uninvited without a call
Its ineptitude really shows
In lies delivered by crows
Watch it hide behind a "transparent" wall.