Ask Mr. Koch Sucker to Recall

Which state had the nation's first trade union in 1865 and not the last?
Let's ask Mr. Koch Sucker to recall.
Which state created a federation of labor in 1893 and didn't destroy one?
Let's ask Mr. Koch Sucker to recall.
Which state began the work of ending company stores and not starting them?
Let's ask Mr. Koch Sucker to recall.

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We recall gov. Clot Caulker & gov. Rot Stalker & gov. Dot Gawker & gov. Slot Squawker & gov. Knot Hawker & gov. Bot Talker & gov. Tot Balker when they became one with the universe. Don't look at their eyes.

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What do I recall about the Koch bros? There are 4 Koch bros. Two of them kicked the other two out of daddy's business. It was a long ugly legal battle. One bro in the business and one bro that got kicked out are twins! Daddy was a co-founder of the John Birch Society. The bros all went to school in Massachusetts, just as the Koch on Rahm's transition team did.

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Hey! Mr. Koch Sucker! Remember what he did to his twin!?! What is he going to do to you?

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Talk about backwards - ifaddaQ has been on the screen more in 2 weeks than in 20 years.