Monday, April 18, 2011

Hawkish Wind


12 old cons took their oldest plan
And kicked it into the ceiling fan
It spread right out to an all over ban
And got pasted on that guy with a tan
Even with cheating, each is an also ran
Because a dangerous child is not a man.

According to today's Chicago Tribune: Dual Tracking "is a common banking practice in which a lender continues to pursue foreclosure even though the homeowner is applying for a mortgage modification." People are proposing limits and bans on this common practice. The Trib labels limits and bans as "twin attacks."

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The reunion was a blast, just look at the pictures. The unofficial entourage of adopted urban snuggies and double talking me-men entered the city from separate doorways, though with identical goals and differently framed conversations. The me-men moved 2 mil from here to there (or was it there to here?), at least somewhere between the 1st dessert and the 2nd. The snuggies came in real handy when the sun went down because somebody forgot to tell the weather it was Spring, and that hawkish wind is fierce.

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