What a CWOC

Bobby Mick Dee, the bent Virginia creeper,
Rented wooden penis probes, they were so much cheaper.
He set up mirrors, then each one could have a peeper.
It's time to try out the cheer leaders. Somebody needs a keeper!
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http://www.army.mil/article/74306/_Kevlar_underpants__protect_pelvic_region/
Above is what we need to protect ourselves against
deviated preverts and their probes.
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Now that Amazon knocked everybody down and climbed to the top of the pile, it is no longer being so nice to distributors or customers. My solution is to kick Amazon to the curb. It takes getting used to, but so what.
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Rick. What a CWOC. Who said this about him? He is a freak and he hates everybody, but it is an honest hatred
(Is that similar to honest rape?)