Guantanamo Bay

Do you love the socialist or the fascist more?
Labels labels: either or
All for one
and
One for all
Labels labels: give us more.
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Senator Sanders wears glasses. Is he against those who don't? His initials are B.S. - what is that about? Why have his political positions remained constant and his words so steady and true over the years? Is his hair too bright or not bright enough? Bernie means "bear-like warrior." Is he avoiding that subject because some people are afraid of bears? Who takes over while he is hibernating? Would Bernie Sanders be proud to be the leader of the U.S. military, our largest socialist organization?
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Talk good and do bad. Hey, it's the way.
What was that promise the other day?
Something about habeas corpus -
Next time you see it, give it a kiss
in
Far far away Guantanamo Bay.

Bradley Manning in His Own Voice

Truth2SetUsFree

"Finally: hear Bradley Manning in his own voice" by Glenn Greenwald, the guardian

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/12/bradley-manning-tapes-own-words

Oh, Fay?

Pennsylvania pole dancers have merged with pole cats to become the Pennsylvania polltaxers. Why? It is the easiest way, they said, to steal voting rights. In order for losers to "win," and yes republicans are losers, cheating is the only way, they impatiently explained. Otherwise, what is gangster capitalism all about? I don't know, I replied.
Greed? No faith? Ennui?
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Dr. Wanton Knobby, a 3rd generation 4-sen sayer, left it all behind to become an independent promoter of small change.
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The Thief and Bum Society, composed of grifters and swindlers who are the welfare elite, say that loafers are its shoe of preference. In regard to boots, it has moved away from the Denver boot to the Chinese boot of choice. Nice to know.
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Limb Bauble handled Mack Vay
In a most unseemly way
The abominable dough boy
Fundamentally feeds the koi
Say, would you like to prey? Oh, Fay?

People's Lives

The Ass in the I Lum Assylum over on K Street experienced a coup about 12 years ago. The lunatics took over the assylum.
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Catholic bishops are childless unmarried men who work for the Vatican, which makes its church rules for the sole purpose of money gathering. Bishops have the right to work for the Vatican. They have the right to make rules for the other childless unmarried people who work for the Vatican. No matter how much they want to, bishops do not have the right to be voyeurs and judges and rulemakers of people's lives.

A Second Time

"Oh, I see," said the blind man to the man who could not hear.
"What?" signed the deaf man to the man who could not see.
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Try not to newter your own flingrich or
trick your own cherry or
sick 'em on your own pantorum because
energy costs money and we know how you
3 guys like to conserve.
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First, a name is attached to a place on the map, such as
"Palestine" or "Taiwan".
Then, the US government makes a law to treat the
humans who live there as not worthy,
as less than everyone else.
Finally, as in the case of
US v UNESCO,
We the People find the US government
guilty.

  (brought to you by Americans Against the Tea Party)
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MayorahM says using violence to impose his will on democratic protestors is the old way of doing business. He says his new way is to use violence to impose his will on democratic protestors. If you squint real hard, you can pretend to see the difference. Who is voting for him a second time?

Dear Men

When Mayorahm said he was going to do things differently, he meant he will be doing them in a 5'7" kind of way. That is different.
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Dear Mr. President, Over Spring break, we want you to study and memorize the meaning of the word "compromise." It is for our own good.
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The mouth has been given a 2-week vacation. The republican candidates would prefer it to be a 34 week and 1 day vacation.
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Probes
Perry probes
Punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes will have to be inserted up into your prostates whenever you request male enhancement drugs or gels.
You may be curious and ask why.
Answer: It is for your own good, dear men.

66 T's Tease Teas' Tees

In order for the corporate pension thieves to continue getting their
 un-needed bonuses, and in order for the military budget to continue skyrocketing through the roof, and in order for the richest grossest 144 corporations to remain on our welfare system and on the public dole, and in order for We the People to pay for politicians' lifetime of pensions and health insurance, it seems way more than fair, almost a sacred privilege, for the same We the People to have less and breathe less and even live less, so that the few can feel some kind of enjoyment.
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Hells Cargo Quells Margo Sells Largo Wells Fargo Yells Embargo
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Giving the bankers bail money was bush's lousy idea, but look what Chevrolet did with the money.

 http://www.chevrolet.com/volt-electric-car/
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66 t's tease teas' tees

How Else Can Losers Win?

4 crooked voters out of 1 million honest voters
somehow cheat when voting
versus
1 million crooked politicians who
somehow cheat 4 honest voters every minute:
So, to protect the cheating politicians, should teacher Dawn Quarles of Florida be fined $1000 for registering people to vote?
How else can losers win?

 http://www.srpressgazette.com/articles/teacher-14312-pace-voter.html

Pay for Prey

Mamm Zell Marsay
Sold a rep on e-bay
Auctioned off in mishigamaa dutch
The take wasn't worth much
What a way to pay for prey

Great Candidates, Great Liars, One Slot

One candidate wears 1950's big daddy sweaters and always obeys the former george to comfort himself.
Another candidate wears 2050's broken factory shells and a killer prospectus to comfort himself.
Some other candidate wears today's neckbrace to face forward, away from history books and logical conclusions, to comfort himself.
This is a guessing game because we only have a few facts.
The former george re-introduced torture into our lives, and he really really enjoyed hearing the stories, probably still does. The present president introduced small death squads into our lives, and he really really enjoys the telling of and the taking credit for the stories, probably always will. Both excuse torturers while they punish truth-tellers. Both say one thing out of the sides of their mouths, then do the opposite. Neither has any use for habeas corpus or other necessary tools of Democracy.
The guess in the game is this - Which is the more dangerous?
Great Candidates,
Great Liars,
One Slot
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http://repealpa4.org/RepealPA4.org/Blank.html - Michigan voters work on repeal
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How about a day for education?
http://www.occupyed.org/
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We love you, Lucy Lawless!

A Brain Scan Too

Pols get all medieval on their gas,
So let's exchange fossil fuels for a piece of class.
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The same old liars who always come out of the woodwork to whine for war are doing it again, and with their same old lies. The sameness of it all should be comforting, but it is not.
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Which candidates are practicing idiot savants,
without the savant part to weigh them down?
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Auntie Peeps Act 4 ewe
Next year, single file into the zoo
Shriveled corn stalks to chew
And zero food value stew
Don't forget, your taxes are due
Voting needs 3 ID's and a brain scan too.

Everything We Read.

Going into the state primaries on Tuesday February 28, 2012 and with 103% of the totals in, here are some rounded numbers.
Nationwide, about 3 million republicans have voted so far, with these over the top results, and gosh, they have to be rounded because they don't add up:

Mitt - 40%
Newt - 29%
Rick - 20%
Ron Paul - 12%
"Others" - 2%

That is 103%, and it makes me think

The truth is out there, but we can't believe everything we read.
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Will Michigan voters prove that petitions and voting really do count?

 http://repealpa4.org/RepealPA4.org/Blank.html

Will they repeal the emergency manager "law"?

Will they vote to keep the state senate?

Security or a Good Education

This is another tug of war for top billing story, mostly about Writ Momney and Sick Rantorum, but a couple of bit players out past their bedtime and the perfect write-in candidate are included, for historical accuracy. Regarding Sick and Writ: One is old enough to be himself, hateful as that may be. The other is old enough too, but not brave enough. Which one does not know how many closets he owns, while the other might be in all of them? Which one or both said the following?
Sometimes the people in charge don't get it right. They don't know what they're talking about. That is my clue to volunteer to tell them what to do, totally without being asked. I am entitled to do that, just as the people in charge are entitled to do that and not be overhauled. I can represent oldsters or youngsters with the best and worst of the pols. Neither group - old or young - needs to be coddled with a sense of security or a good education.
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Did Kenneth Parcell rent out his smile for the last "debate"?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6w3s_spyKQ
Oh, Lordy
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http://www.randirhodes.com/main.html
Randi Rhodes turning up our minds

What a CWOC

Bobby Mick Dee, the bent Virginia creeper,
Rented wooden penis probes, they were so much cheaper.
He set up mirrors, then each one could have a peeper.
It's time to try out the cheer leaders. Somebody needs a keeper!
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http://www.army.mil/article/74306/_Kevlar_underpants__protect_pelvic_region/
Above is what we need to protect ourselves against
deviated preverts and their probes.
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Now that Amazon knocked everybody down and climbed to the top of the pile, it is no longer being so nice to distributors or customers. My solution is to kick Amazon to the curb. It takes getting used to, but so what.
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Rick. What a CWOC. Who said this about him? He is a freak and he hates everybody, but it is an honest hatred
(Is that similar to honest rape?)

One Big Automatic Spreader

Ironic sarcasm and sarcastic irony are woven into my shock frock as both personal space repellents and teaching tools with little prickers all over them. For Lent, I will give up grabbing the "wrong" ends when defending against ash holes and moles and maybe voles. Is it an honorable Lenten ideal?
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Not cool, but mostly aplomb calmney
As if he never had a moms momney
Never contemplated the kids' promney
While drumbeating the war tomtomney
And hawking the unsmart bombney
He's the mitten man romromney.
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Dear Arizona Book Banner, Please ban ALL of the books, not just some of them. Thank you.
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Hoo hoo wants to give up hating for Lent?
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Once he reads his own biography, Rick Under the Couch, he will begin to comprehend that his attempts to spread it around with manure sticks and a rubber glove, continually fall at least 2 feet short. Perhaps then he can exchange his obsolete tools for one big automatic spreader.

Believers of Us All

Who was seen in the San Diego Zoo last week,
looking for his 4th wife?
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Please reduce Medicaid benefits and please increase your militant budget for more drones and assassination teams, oh, and give yourselves a little something. Thank you.
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The Republican plan to push the People down (somebody give the President a compass, he pretends the direction is up!) while taking away one resource after another, well, it is beautiful and very religious. It makes believers of us all.

For That

If religion = the quest for the values of the ideal life,
involving 3 phases:
the Ideal (love the fetus and the war/hate the humanity),
the Practices for attaining the values of the ideal
(lying, cheating, and stealing), and
the World View relating the quest to the environing universe (everyone is sh*t, with the exception of wealthy white men),
then Republican politicians are guilty of religionism.
Virginia voters know what the punishment is for that.

And Why Not

The suckular agenda of Auntie Religion and her politicians was stolen from somebody else. That's what thieves do.
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Can Dead Eyes Walker steal homeowners' money,
right in front of the camera?
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In November, Virginia voters may be able to approve mandatory penis probes for all men who want to buy and recreation with enhancement drugs. Isn't America great? And why not.

Right, Men?

Dear MayorahM,
     Thank you! Your summit "ownership", except for the paying for it part, will be a fantastic showcase for you and your title. Even though the summit has little or no food value either for today or tommorow, your secrets and the big spending are so so special. As an added bonus, your contribution to disaster capitalism will demonstrate your desire to play with the big boys at the People's expense.
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And if the Republicans cannot find a decent presidential wannabe, they don't need no decent presidential wannabe. So there.
http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/Norquis/start/1225/stop/1400
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An incoming dude
With his rude and ignant tude
Got all unglued
At what the brood brewed
To thank him for their getting clued
Abut his rude and ignant tude.
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You know you suffer from stinkin thinkin when, to squelch your lifechoice fears, you look for affirmation and validation and calibration from strangers.
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If a grown man does not want to have an abortion or take birth control pills to prevent having to have an abortion, nobody but his mother can force him. Right, men?

Do you have insurance?

When the going gets tough
An unvetted weasel can't say enough
Never off the cuff
Always hateful emotional fluff
Anyone have an extra powder puff?
And a muff? It's gonna get rough
What with all the nasty stuff.
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A right wing fringe member of the Catholic church never claims to be a Christian, right Rick? Are you sick, Rick? Do you have insurance?