Coal, Oil, Gas, and Drug Muggers

Guess who cannot see beyond the preference at the end of his nose?
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Guess who gave Bristol the magpie gene.
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Guess which one is a veteran now in politics, and which one is a tea party actor who is unable to successfully manage his own private financial obligations. We'll call one "D" and one "W" and this was their debate:
D - Banks should stop sitting on the $$$ they got from taxpayers and start loaning it out for start-ups and expansions. They act as if it is their money. Job creating should become a positive action rather than empty words.
W - I will not speak of the gigantic elephant, the Pentagon, in the room. Rather, I choose to talk about doubling college students' interest rates - because of the hugeness of the money that will bring in, and I talk about destroying Medicare, and giving more tax breaks to the wealthy, and most of all, telling myself to get out of the way of the pentagon, and the coal, oil, gas, and drug muggers.