1. College students who use their inherited wealth to pay for school and carpet squares.
2. Women who use their inherited wealth to get hassle-free abortions and birth control that won't kill them.
3. Senior adults who use their inherited wealth to get chauffeured to the voting booth, then out to lunch, then back for a nap.
4. Men who use their inherited wealth to purchase body parts and silent partners.
5. People who use their inherited wealth to get lobotomies and recommend them to their friends.
6. White elephants and those from other planets who use their inherited wealth to buy fake id's.
7. David Vitter's prostitutes, and are they the same as the secret service prostitutes?
How many people is that?
One thousand and six, if you don't count their dogs.
Who?
North Carolina is hereby banned by me
from performing marriages of any kind ever.
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This is the story of
the Irreverent Rich Meadowed Son of a Rock.
It is not pretty.
His mother dropped him off at Grandma's
for a temporary time out.
Then she dropped dad off
for a permanent time out.
And then she found him
a new dad.
But in the mean time that was
so mean and too long in his mind,
he was forced to be at the
very same slave plantation
that was a part of their
family history.
You would expect
him to be a hater of women.
He is.
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"Evidence of a party beyond redemption"
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This just in:
Romney took credit for
today's sunrise!
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