Royally Pistians

re: Syria/Iran and the Freudian slip from benDavid of Bloomberg News
"It's too soon for us to sell."
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Drones Rock Huh!
Yes No Suh!
Troops!
Trumps!
Al Kay Duh!
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Aren't they rich?
Have they no care?
Dirt in mid-air
Send in the drones
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Is this a mob kiss?
Does anyone approve?
Those who keep stealing bliss
Those who won't move
Where are the drones?
Send in the drones
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Just when you locked the doors
Knowing none of them are yours
Making our entrance with unusual care
Unsure of when or where
But all will be there
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Don't you love farce?
Your fault, your fear
We thought you'd want a good parse
Sorry elephants can't hear
But where are the drones?
Quick, send in the drones
Don't bother, they're here
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Aren't they rich?
Aren't they queer?
Losing their heads this late in their career
And where are the drones?
There ought to be drones
Well, for sure next year.