Saturday, June 23, 2012

He is Funny

Joe Justice and Flo Fairness made a big fat baby they named Moe Morals. Moe was nothing if not expensive. From all of those multiple shots the corporations forced Moe to get, to his lifetime of toxin based illnesses the corporations forced him to get, and from Moe's privatized profit based kindergarten through his college squeeze tube training the corporations forced him to get to his empty degree of broken promises the corporations forced him to get, the kid was a great disappointment to the corporations. He was so lazy. Lunch anyone?
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Mitt Romney has 25 years worth of experience in the "business" of breaking apart companies and taking away jobs. Nothing bothers him more than the plebian mislabeling of his smash and grab operation. Besides, he says he feels confident, or at least semi-hopeful, that if elected, he can maybe bribe himself enough to do the opposite and become the opposite. He is funny.

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