Thursday, July 12, 2012

Scened S'more


"The Road to More Jobs" - http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/12/opinion/the-road-to-more-jobs.html?_r=1
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Cheney likes Romney, today's fundraising will hook their fee
Romney likes Cheney, both neo-con hawks to their tea
The former George, the former Dick, always teach their Mitt
And Mitt wants to copy them more than a little bit
Three made for each other, friendship is their key.
Is Scott Walker the guest speaker?
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Dear Unnamed "Doctor", There is no "full recovery" (yes "full life") from mood disorders; headaches, nervous stomachs, back pain, and intestinal mood swings: yes, mood disorders: no.
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Mr Mittcheneybush
Wants to bomb more than the Kush
Hawk hawk
Squawk squawk
Push push in the mush.
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When a person pays for health insurance, Mitt says that means the insurance is free. The poor guy. And his skin is so thin!
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Kevin Bacon and Virginia Mayo disappeared after meeting the Earl of Sandwich.
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A white-bellied booooby fluttered on to the stage. Then he swooped up and quickly nose-dived down to the podium. He chirped about the boooondoggle that is his life. He sung the praises of booootlegging and boooosting clawfuls of booooty and stashing it somewhere far far away. We had already said aloha when he first fell on board, so he flew right out the door to be scened s'more.

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