Throw Those Thinking Caps Away

Rifles               RSVP about your rifles, shotguns, and/or
Shotguns           pistols. These will be the only missile-
Versus              launching devices allowed in my world.
Pistols              Tough sh_t if you find that disagreeable.
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Dear Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, How smart of you to express your admiration for the demented freedom of gunplay wherever people may gather, except of course for the republican convention, if we understand you correctly. You are so smart, aren't you?
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The US has a gun problem. Any ideas?

The NRA must stop bribing and threatening the embarrassment of pols. Also, assault weapons, concealed weapons, and the stand your ground laws must all be banned.

Your answer is the right thing to do, and it is simple and logical. It will never happen. Another?

People must stop gathering in groups and must never wear costumes.

That is something the NRA and the embarrassment can get behind. Throw those thinking caps away.