A Village

The "supreme" Court has no authority, no Constitutional authority to create laws
Though it does have the power to claw lunch apart & put it into its jaws
This radical court fringe
Is on a right wing binge
Of illegal legislation from a bench held up with monkey paws.
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Robot-assisted-by-doctor prostate exploratory
Will be filmed and narrated by the finest oratory
If it works out,
Robot will give a shout
Any extra parts will be dissected in the laboratory.
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Ben Dover displayed but Miss O'Nee-ism is not a fan
Then he hawked her wares from an armored van
Nibble rules
From the dribble tools
An insurance salesman making money for the can.
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Dear Federal Suggestion Box:
   We are a small village of 8000. We are almost 1/3 Black almost 1/3 Spanish-speaking almost 1/3 White with 1/100 designated as other. We want to waste money and insult people just as you do. Have you any casual summer ways for us to do that so that afterwards we could say we didn't do it on puuurpose?
Love, it really does take a village.


Dear It Really Does Take A Village:
   You should never make a move or think about making a move without asking us first so you did the right thing. 
Have a series of concerts. Start out with a 50-60 year old white band. Finish off with a grand finale of Beatles impersonators. Wasteful and insulting as you requested, with loud thrown in for good measure.
With great respect, the Federal Suggestion Box


Dear FSB:
   Thank you. That is why you guys are the feds and we are a village.
IR D TAV