Who Said That?

Why is it that christians get in an uproar when there is talk of burning the bible?

Pasture jones
flowed
Past your jones
float
in the
Pashtun bones parade
and the
Pass church loans parade
and the
Pastor jones charade

In These Times Dot Com

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/6409/dear_ideologist_abstemious_abnegation_and_aging_in_america/

Nuts Don't Fall Far From the Tree

Richie, what do you say now that there is no money left to siphon off?
Goodbye!
Thank you for all of the libraries, anyways.
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A valuable lesson from the people nextdoor: When your neighbors go to bed, give yourself 5 minutes to put the little dog or la boca grande outside.
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Joe Biden re: sending soldiers to die for the corporation (war):
"I feel almost guilty."
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The Bob Balderdash Haberdashery used to be on the corner of
Kash n Kerry.
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Get out of grandma's closet! You are wrinkling her corsets!
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From an expendable on Leverage: "It's a dark day when
I turn toward the system instead of recoiling."
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Some people require a 36-hour advance notice to fill out
a rejection slip, other people need 36 seconds.
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Some people tea pee all over themselves. Other people
t p all over everybody else.
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Newt, speaking of himself in the 3rd person: "What if the Newtster is so outside his own comprehension that only if you understand salamander lingo, anti-christian behavior, can you begin to piece together my actions. This is the most accurate predictive model for the Newt's behavior."
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Dear Tribune: WARS and the .2 welfare elite cost towns millions, yet you say retired people are to blame. Explain yourself.

Reptiles, Amphibians, and Media Hoars

Dear GIL Dept.,
It just slays me because only the F_x Opinion Channel takes my word as fact. Please respond.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly,
The Dept. of Gutless Impotent & Limp is proud to respond.
Don't be slayed. Broad-snouted reptiles, amphibians, and media hoars laugh at you anyways, despite your mean temper.
2 reminders: As a bufo, you must be re-toad before your
tail grows back, and
Get your antennae recalibrated immediately,
as per Order #786929*7243.
GIL Dept.

Thank 'er, Babies

Behind closed doors, Banker Babies were brainstormed into
legalizing Wall St. boosters.
The first 2 weeks were free, then the Canker Babies were
invented to scripturize the side-effects of daily drug pushers.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly reeked of Ranker Babies who legitimized
Prop Babies and their channels.
Rusty statutes and stowaways baptized, capsized, and laundered Tanker Babies for your hungry, your tired, your weak.
How vile is this - Wank Yanker Babies were thought up to ratify
the Amendment Diddler babies.
So quite naturally then the Anchor Babies lawyered up until
the ocean got clean, right after all those other babies grew up.
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Do you object to a cultural center, Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly?
Yes. I ain't got no culture so why should it be centered?
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Newt said he would become a Christian on the same day
Saudi Arabia sells him a church or when salamanders fly.
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Sometimes you grab the wrong stationery in a broken down building and Charlie Rangel writes you a letter. How does that work?
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Dr. Adora DissingHer: Uncaring? Insensitive? Fragile as a doorstop?
With 32 years of dermal abrasion to enthrall herself, she wants her fans to know she lives next to the ocean. Dr. Adora cannot speak beyond her first thought, but she said "that's okay". She also said hate is an equal opportunity employer and she has her son's microphone to work on her rage against God.
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Will the powers that be do anything at all to stop WikiLeaks? Will they even try to stop it by accusing the owner of a crime he
did not commit?

The U.S. - the Only Future in Town

The future is the day after tomorrow!
If you want to play a part in it with your creative self,

apply to one or both of our on-line,

on-the-way-to-being-accredited,

I-am-so-great, after-school schools.

One will teach you how to be a vegetable chopper/meat de-boner.

The other will provide expert instruction on the fine art of

body fluid clean up and air perfumery.

Apply as if these were the only 2 futures in town,

because they are.

Yes, education really is for everyone!

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How else can a government demonstrate its almighty power than to bring it down on a woman?

F_x Opinion Channels

Hi. We are the F_x Opinion Channels.

Iran

says we are an arm of the

CIA

and that isn't too far wrong.

To be more precise,

we are an arm of the

.2 welfare elite.

Why else

would we get

first chair

in the press room?

It wasn't for our good looks.