A Glitch at the Manufacturer's End

The Torah, the Koran, and the New Testament were written by humans, translated by humans, and interpreted by humans.
What could possibly go wrong that way?

Don't ask - it is nobody's business.
Tell if you feel like it.

The newest YHWH food stamp of approval has finally arrived.
(It was probably on one of those slow boats from China.) After
1000's of years, this newest ok moves the peeps out
of food ignorance into something else. Thanks, Big Guy.
Heads up! The newest Jesus food stamp of approval is delayed
due to a glitch at the manufacturer's end. The Big Guy's
Little Guy is okaying the 1/2 gallon personal lap size of
gummy crosses.
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And The Weeper of the House by Clarence Page
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-oped-1219-page-20101219,0,5980958.column