A Jumble

Aonghus Og, god of loves
Sent out 392 peace doves -
A pair to each country,
Special friendships in a tree.
It was a great day for us and the aboves.
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With a glass chin and brittle shins
And hairs that fall into dust bins,
The bullish bravado
And crazy communicado
Are the distraction, along with the wins.
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The Pope, "he rolls humble."
Sometimes his meanings might be a jumble.

In Arrears

We may only pick one:
Love thy neighbor as Jesus
or
Kill thy neighbor as Junipero.
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Bi-polar messaging over 2000 years
Got pretty expert and created many careers
Kept the peeps guessing
Communing and confessing
While all the heads were more than slightly in arrears.

Believers of Us All

Who was seen in the San Diego Zoo last week,
looking for his 4th wife?
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Please reduce Medicaid benefits and please increase your militant budget for more drones and assassination teams, oh, and give yourselves a little something. Thank you.
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The Republican plan to push the People down (somebody give the President a compass, he pretends the direction is up!) while taking away one resource after another, well, it is beautiful and very religious. It makes believers of us all.

For That

If religion = the quest for the values of the ideal life,
involving 3 phases:
the Ideal (love the fetus and the war/hate the humanity),
the Practices for attaining the values of the ideal
(lying, cheating, and stealing), and
the World View relating the quest to the environing universe (everyone is sh*t, with the exception of wealthy white men),
then Republican politicians are guilty of religionism.
Virginia voters know what the punishment is for that.

Again, Please

Dear Dow Chemical, The napalm was not causing enough agony.
 How did you assist?
 Love, Polly Myrrh
Dear Polly Myrrh, Glad to respond. Added some styrofoam.
It sticks real nice when it melts.
Sincerely, Dow D.
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If 98% of Catholic women use birth control, and Catholic men who create church policy are fearful and afraid, whose turn is it to clean the bathroom?
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Dumb cough, dummkopf. Again, please.

Like It

Sometimes, when a person is raised in the Lutheran church, he grows larger, he gets married to one person, then he wants to exist with multiple partners. Of course, it isn't his fault. It is the fault of that one person he married, or was it that other person he married, or that other one? Well, he is so so sorry that he got caught again and again. But hey, he'll be glad to show you his income tax return.
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The "add-on" drug tv ads show a sly new way to extend the control of profits for an additional 20 years. Besides, people don't need no stinking generics, right mr drug czars?
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So Pa, what are you and Pipa cooking up for tomorrow? Is anyone going to like it?

Certain Areas

from Portlandia: After you pay for it, its free.
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Does the pope undermine the future of humanity, or only the infallibility of his own haute couture?
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Are there many biological differences between one vulture and another?
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If rust never rests and the rusty iron hand fears progress, what time is it in Syria?
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What is that smell? Could it be the Wierdos Against Kids Eating on Company Time?
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20 people will move from Illinois to London!i!i!
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The god plan gets poor reception in certain areas. (I learned that on tv)

A Glitch at the Manufacturer's End

The Torah, the Koran, and the New Testament were written by humans, translated by humans, and interpreted by humans.
What could possibly go wrong that way?

Don't ask - it is nobody's business.
Tell if you feel like it.

The newest YHWH food stamp of approval has finally arrived.
(It was probably on one of those slow boats from China.) After
1000's of years, this newest ok moves the peeps out
of food ignorance into something else. Thanks, Big Guy.
Heads up! The newest Jesus food stamp of approval is delayed
due to a glitch at the manufacturer's end. The Big Guy's
Little Guy is okaying the 1/2 gallon personal lap size of
gummy crosses.
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And The Weeper of the House by Clarence Page
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-oped-1219-page-20101219,0,5980958.column