Showing posts with label Voting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Voting. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Actions, Not Words

She who must be obeyed
Married him who was already made
After more than one raid and trade
And enough pelf to lower the grade
They rocked the preyed and pre-selected the slayed.
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Dear Hopeful Candidates,
   If you cannot talk about your accomplishments, and should not talk about the other guy, why don't you shut up for two days?
Love, a Voter
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When the worst of US makes it to the top of the human political pile, steals gas money, steals schools, steals park land, steals food money from the old and sick, steals underwear from the homeless, uses people and places then tosses them aside - whose actions, not words, do you trust enough to vote for? Actions, not words.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Well!

Well! That took some time.
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Here is a short article from Council 31, AFSCME,
"Rauner's 'role model' falls short"


http://www.afscme31.org/news/rauners-role-model-falls-short

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Real Voting Fraud

http://patriotacts.com/e-voting/

California - Colorado - Hawaii - Illinois - Indiana - Kentucky - Ohio - Oklahoma - Oregon - Pennsylvania - Texas - Virginia - Washington

Beware. The real voting frauds turn out to be in business with Romney.

Monday, October 1, 2012

The Mummy Part

Monday, October 1 through Friday, October 5, 2012:
If You Haven't Already, Please Register to Vote This Week!

http://www.rockthevote.com/
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Sister doesn't lie -
"In Person: Sister Activist" by Rebecca Burns, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/13823/sister_simone_campbell/

Mummy Dearest is a film based on Pistol Braillin's memoirs of her coffinhood at the hands of her mummy. The story is quite old and sometimes sticky with red tape, but fairly accurate when it comes to the mummy part.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Why Vote For Them?

Romney is seeking to create an elite welfare class that is totally dependent on money stolen from the People. He and his friends would rather steal than work.

In case there are any misconceptions, yes, the Koch bros. are still paying for lie after lie:
There is no such thing as global warming, Life would be great if only Obama was all white, Romney will make a great peace-maker someday, Being against labor is a positive thing, We would never force your children to work in our coal mines.
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If you are a woman who thinks for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are not white and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are gay and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you work for a living and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are a union member who thinks for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are poor and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are in the middle and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are voter and think for yourself, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you are not nuts but actually live your faith, the republicans do not like you & why vote for them?

If you have no standards of morality and enjoy standing on the People's principles and jumping up and down on them, the republicans like you!

Why vote for them?

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Oh, Fay?

Pennsylvania pole dancers have merged with pole cats to become the Pennsylvania polltaxers. Why? It is the easiest way, they said, to steal voting rights. In order for losers to "win," and yes republicans are losers, cheating is the only way, they impatiently explained. Otherwise, what is gangster capitalism all about? I don't know, I replied.
Greed? No faith? Ennui?
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Dr. Wanton Knobby, a 3rd generation 4-sen sayer, left it all behind to become an independent promoter of small change.
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The Thief and Bum Society, composed of grifters and swindlers who are the welfare elite, say that loafers are its shoe of preference. In regard to boots, it has moved away from the Denver boot to the Chinese boot of choice. Nice to know.
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Limb Bauble handled Mack Vay
In a most unseemly way
The abominable dough boy
Fundamentally feeds the koi
Say, would you like to prey? Oh, Fay?

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Mood Cramps


Above is the "Map of Shame Vote Suppression Legislation by State" from the Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under the Law
http://www.lawyerscommittee.org/
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When your time is up and you refuse to let go
Give $$$ to admen and one or the other koch bro
Stick yourself in a box
With unlimited glocks
Is there room for your booty, your loot and your dough?
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Times they are a-changing, that is what they do. And extreme radicals, in spite of the "conservative" label, are radically fading - with or without their legislation of suppression.
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Expedited rood champs
Expedited brood camps
Bought Jesus' frown
Brought cheeses down
Expedited mood cramps.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Who?

Who would vote for the republic party?

1. College students who use their inherited wealth to pay for school and carpet squares.
2. Women who use their inherited wealth to get hassle-free abortions and birth control that won't kill them.
3. Senior adults who use their inherited wealth to get chauffeured to the voting booth, then out to lunch, then back for a nap.
4. Men who use their inherited wealth to purchase body parts and silent partners.
5. People who use their inherited wealth to get lobotomies and recommend them to their friends.
6. White elephants and those from other planets who use their inherited wealth to buy fake id's.
7. David Vitter's prostitutes, and are they the same as the secret service prostitutes?

How many people is that?

One thousand and six, if you don't count their dogs.

Who?


North Carolina is hereby banned by me 
from performing marriages of any kind ever.
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This is the story of
the Irreverent Rich Meadowed Son of a Rock.
It is not pretty.
His mother dropped him off at Grandma's
for a temporary time out.
Then she dropped dad off
for a permanent time out.
And then she found him
a new dad.
But in the mean time that was
so mean and too long in his mind,
he was forced to be at the
very same slave plantation
that was a part of their
family history.
You would expect 
him to be a hater of women.
He is.
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"Evidence of a party beyond redemption"
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This just in:
Romney took credit for
today's sunrise!


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

All For Naught


The subliminal message of three:
Faux foes of color are as crazy as can be.
Two balloons are still open,
For some puerto riceno mejicanos they're gropin'.
Are he and she really really we?
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New voter ID laws, designed to help republican frauds by making it as difficult as possible for voters, are going along nicely. Thanks, everybody.
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Maybe a dozen years ago, there were 80,000 people in solitary confinement in the US. Who will tell us how many there are today?
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Jebush Ne'bech is espanolifying all over his webush. How is Iraq?, we asked the family man.
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"I Have an Opinion" by Joe the Hummer:
I have an opinion, a notion, a thought.
My rolled up 3, these halls can be bought.
Up and comer,
Down and dumber,
I have an opinion that it's all for naught.
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How about Bill?
http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-08-24/news/william-bill-koch-the-other-koch-brother-tea-party/

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Went to Vote

Today was primary day in Illinois. Shortly after the polls opened, the immediate area experienced 3 electrical power surges. I called the electric company, unaware that speaking to a living being in real time would be more unhelpful than speaking to the bill. It turned out that the living being was a squirrel in a transformer, just as he told me he was, and he was trained in the art of block and tackle. I cried uncle, hung up, and went to vote.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Tin Roof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87PJHQGAx38
"None of Us are Free"
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As human guinea pigs swallowing our newest lab creations, if you are experiencing uncontrolled muscle movements and confusion, call us. We will then verify the symptoms. If you experience death, please contact us within the first 24 hours.
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Igual Pasqual, Even Stephen, and Well Well Manuel are voting on Tuesday. They won't say for whom the bell tolls.
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Sat on a cotton hoof
Thought about big daddy's woof
Patrimony and parsnips
Matrimony and bar slips
Cat on a hot tin roof.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dear Men

When Mayorahm said he was going to do things differently, he meant he will be doing them in a 5'7" kind of way. That is different.
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Dear Mr. President, Over Spring break, we want you to study and memorize the meaning of the word "compromise." It is for our own good.
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The mouth has been given a 2-week vacation. The republican candidates would prefer it to be a 34 week and 1 day vacation.
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Probes
Perry probes
Punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes will have to be inserted up into your prostates whenever you request male enhancement drugs or gels.
You may be curious and ask why.
Answer: It is for your own good, dear men.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

How Else Can Losers Win?

4 crooked voters out of 1 million honest voters
somehow cheat when voting
versus
1 million crooked politicians who
somehow cheat 4 honest voters every minute:
So, to protect the cheating politicians, should teacher Dawn Quarles of Florida be fined $1000 for registering people to vote?
How else can losers win?

 http://www.srpressgazette.com/articles/teacher-14312-pace-voter.html

Monday, February 27, 2012

County Quality Control Guy

Cook County, home to Chicago and all of the little et ceteras, sent out new voter cards to be cut out of the mailing itself. The funny part is that the county neglected to mention any new voter card on the other side, and the lines to be cut around the card are of the palest faded blue, hardly noticeable. There were lots of other words, not one word about the new card. We call it passive voter suppression. Who, us? It must have been an "oversight". Gosh, where is that Cook County quality control guy?

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Everything We Read.

Going into the state primaries on Tuesday February 28, 2012 and with 103% of the totals in, here are some rounded numbers.
Nationwide, about 3 million republicans have voted so far, with these over the top results, and gosh, they have to be rounded because they don't add up:

Mitt - 40%
Newt - 29%
Rick - 20%
Ron Paul - 12%
"Others" - 2%

That is 103%, and it makes me think

The truth is out there, but we can't believe everything we read.
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Will Michigan voters prove that petitions and voting really do count?

 http://repealpa4.org/RepealPA4.org/Blank.html

Will they repeal the emergency manager "law"?

Will they vote to keep the state senate?



Tuesday, February 21, 2012

One Big Automatic Spreader

Ironic sarcasm and sarcastic irony are woven into my shock frock as both personal space repellents and teaching tools with little prickers all over them. For Lent, I will give up grabbing the "wrong" ends when defending against ash holes and moles and maybe voles. Is it an honorable Lenten ideal?
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Not cool, but mostly aplomb calmney
As if he never had a moms momney
Never contemplated the kids' promney
While drumbeating the war tomtomney
And hawking the unsmart bombney
He's the mitten man romromney.
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Dear Arizona Book Banner, Please ban ALL of the books, not just some of them. Thank you.
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Hoo hoo wants to give up hating for Lent?
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Once he reads his own biography, Rick Under the Couch, he will begin to comprehend that his attempts to spread it around with manure sticks and a rubber glove, continually fall at least 2 feet short. Perhaps then he can exchange his obsolete tools for one big automatic spreader.