The Radical Minority Elitist Fund

This ad just in from the "Radical Minority Elitist Fund" -

Who is Mitt Romney?
Now that he is 65, is he on Social Security?
Does he have a Medicare card?
What is he hiding, besides his tax returns?
Who paid for his college?
What were his grades?
Where are copies of the papers he wrote?
Did he spend time in Wisconsin in the weeks before his wedding?
How did he amass 102 million dollars in 15 years for his IRA?
Where did he get his social security number?
Why did he refuse to join the military?
Where did he hide?

The fact is, we do not know who Mitt Romney is.
He should not even be a Presidential candidate.

Why won't he disqualify himself?
What is Mitt Romney's connection to Sheldon Adelson and
the Koch family?
What is his current relationship with Cheney and Bush and
the man who Borked himself?
Why does he support voter suppression?
Why does he undermine his own ambition?

He is Funny

Joe Justice and Flo Fairness made a big fat baby they named Moe Morals. Moe was nothing if not expensive. From all of those multiple shots the corporations forced Moe to get, to his lifetime of toxin based illnesses the corporations forced him to get, and from Moe's privatized profit based kindergarten through his college squeeze tube training the corporations forced him to get to his empty degree of broken promises the corporations forced him to get, the kid was a great disappointment to the corporations. He was so lazy. Lunch anyone?
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Mitt Romney has 25 years worth of experience in the "business" of breaking apart companies and taking away jobs. Nothing bothers him more than the plebian mislabeling of his smash and grab operation. Besides, he says he feels confident, or at least semi-hopeful, that if elected, he can maybe bribe himself enough to do the opposite and become the opposite. He is funny.

Is it Only Petty?

Romney IS a private sector specter
His mouth says he is doing so fine
Is he an unfair trade victor vector
Or a post mutational shrimp in brine?
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Citibank robs a single mom:
http://www.upworthy.com/citibank-doesnt-think-youll-share-the-fact-that-they-are-robbing-a-single-mom?g=2
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Is it unreal how the wealthy elite hate the people who do jobs they cannot do, or is it only petty?

Wind and Solar Profits

The Occupied Chicago Tribune - http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2012/05/the-chicago-tribune-tries-to-take-our-website/ - the Trib tries to take over a website
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Is the Florida governor sad that losers can only win by cheating?
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Is Mark Kirk sad that he gave himself a divorce for his 50th birthday?
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Is the Pope sad that his hats are not big enough or fancy enough?
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Is Scott Walker sad that as the best of the (g)OP, he is the worst of everybody else?
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Bubba, Missy Pooh, Baby Cakes, and Sweetie Pie
Took a trip to C P Central, doin' the buy and bye
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Is Mitt Romney sad that he has no beliefs other than a belief in lying?
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Adjusted, I just did
Hijo, the e-hoe
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Is the electric company sad that it lost 35% of its enthusiasm for wind and solar profits?

Religious Freedom Too

In an honor system without honor, all we have is oversight and public embarrassment.
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I always thought that if a wealthy individual such as Mitt Romney has no inate dignity or intelligent feelings toward his fellow man and fellow woman, then he would buy those traits from someone else. Boy was I ever wrong, and Mitt is too ignorant to fake it.
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People don't want oxygen and medicines to stay alive, we want war. Thank goodness we have a government that doesn't want us to have oxygen and medicines either, it wants war too. I wonder if it has anything to do with that religious freedom they keep talking about. Well, thank goodness for religious freedom too.

Shouldn't Throw Stones

Who went to Washington DC in search of reflected importance,
but all he acquired was bleeding in the brain?
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Lew Pole and Vwah Dear grew old together on opposite sides
of a torte.
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Hustled on stage for the lyin'
Nothing he says are we buyin'
Butt of back change
Fracking the range
Paulie the patsy Ryan.
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Mitt Romney, a very wealthy practitioner of Disaster Capitalism and hiding his taxable money out of country, knows all about "high unemployment" and "wage stagnation" because he aids and abets each. You know that old saying "people in glass houses
shouldn't throw stones"?

The Developing Human Brain

Bayer, who we can always thank for bringing us heroin, and a company in India where Dow hides, Dow of the Agent Orange fame, a couple of companies in Japan, and a manufacturing plant in Florida, one of those states with broken governors, are killing bees worldwide with their pesticides. Did they know beforehand that their poisons would kill our very necessary bees? I would guess an absolute yes. But what about the money that was to be made? Doesn't profit outweigh the death of life? Doesn't profit outweigh the developing human brain?
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We asked the 3 candidates what religious freedom means to them. They stared deeply yet wordlessly into each other's right eye, then began to play bingo for first speaker. SanTorum won, then the Newter won, the Mitt could not get the hang of it. SanTorum said religious freedom meant he was invested against new ideas, yet willing to listen to recordings of himself to hear what he actually said. Next, the Newter explained his version of religious freedom meant perpetual aggression against anyone at any time while he partied in a harem tent somewhere in oil country. The Mitt first said religious freedom meant knocking down little temples and churches to build mega ones, then he said no it didn't.
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MayorahM has been in the back room, dealing with "5 leaders in infrastructure finance." Who?

Right?

Dear Mitt, You're okay with your Chinese homosexuals getting abortions, aren't you?
Dear Newt, You're okay with your radical islamists getting abortions, aren't you?
Dear Rick, You're okay with your Americans making their own health care choice about abortion, aren't you?
Dear Ron, Are you okay?
And you're all okay with turning this country into one big oil well and nuclear power plant and coal mine that is fracking ugly, right? And who needs clean water to drink, right?
And look at the 5 worst things about the gop budget proposal:
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/03/20/448212/the-5-worst-things-about-the-house-gops-budget/?mobile=nc

Spurned?

Nugatory, good buddy, nugatory.
Having a koch fills your balloon with noxious vapors,
and who needs that?
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The second post-y2k ruler of the universe was taught by a nymph named Egeria. To be more precise, she tried her best to teach him, but some things he would not learn. Egeria instructed him in the arts of legislation and religious worship. Some of it took, some of it did not. After that, she went back to swimming.
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Dear Mitt, All that $$$ you spend on advertising, and it is not helping you much. Perhaps you should stop worshipping it and start walking among us mortals instead.
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Hi! My name is Rick and this is my constant companion, Freddie Fetus. Come on over to our side - waaay over here. Howdy! Nice to meet and greet us! Sure, most of my hate may cause you to shortsheet us. But the truth is, anyone with a kind heart and half a brain can beat us.
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I love you, my Newter, my G, my serial groom but never
the best man. I wish I could be your V.P.

I love you too, my crazy cow puncher. I wish I could grant your wish. You should have asked before you became V.P. of visual probing.
By doing that, you spurned at least half of our constituents.

Spurned?