Steal Third

Will F_x buy CNN? Are monopolies wonderful?
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If any scum are offended, CNN will kiss your _____.

Thanks, CNN, that felt good.

People of U.S.A.

v

John Andrew Boehner

As you - John Andrew Boehner - have with purpose and deliberation willfully damaged your Constituents, the People of the United States, the People of the World, and the reputation of the United States, without mentioning your on stage and off stage redundancy, you must return all salaries, benefits, bribes, and hidden monies you have accrued from February 1, 2009 through July 18, 2014. Go directly to prison. Have a pleasant day.
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Iraqi Christians were given 3 choices. In the U.S. we are given 2.
But just as in baseball, sometimes we have to steal a third.